"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What do you text YOUR F*ckbuddy?

gravityeyelids

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You've hit the sheets a couple of times now. It's at that beautiful stage in both of your minds where you know exactly what you want from each other, nothing more or less.

There are no games to be played anymore. There's hardly even any GAME to be run at this point. You dont even have to pretend that you're meeting up/ hanging out for any other purpose than to f*ck each others' brains out.

What text do you shoot YOUR booty call to get it going and let her know you want to get it on ASAP? No rules here gentleman, although ones that can actually be used are preferred...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You've hit the sheets a couple of times now. It's at that beautiful stage in both of your minds where you know exactly what you want from each other, nothing more or less.

There are no games to be played anymore. There's hardly even any GAME to be run at this point. You dont even have to pretend that you're meeting up/ hanging out for any other purpose than to f*ck each others' brains out.

What text do you shoot YOUR booty call to get it going and let her know you want to get it on ASAP?
Bro you are making no sense here. You answered the question in the first 5 sentences, and then you ask the question in the 6th.
 

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That's pretty much it. We fcuk when she wants to. She'll hit me up when she wants to. No pressure, No hurry.

In the mean time, I'm not thinking about her, I'm out here slaying lions, living life and being successful.
This x100!

The more indifferent you act about the set up the more and better quality sex you will be getting from your plates.

As soon as you show any signs you want it / you're into it / etc. The ***** stops coming real quick. It's the most bizarre catch 22.
 

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Lets try a position at my place tonite ... ;)
 

gravityeyelids

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Bro you are making no sense here. You answered the question in the first 5 sentences, and then you ask the question in the 6th.
Lol I was more looking for responses to get a laugh and see what the crazy cats on this forum could come up with. This is not an advice request
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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