"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What do you text YOUR F*ckbuddy?

gravityeyelids

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You've hit the sheets a couple of times now. It's at that beautiful stage in both of your minds where you know exactly what you want from each other, nothing more or less.

There are no games to be played anymore. There's hardly even any GAME to be run at this point. You dont even have to pretend that you're meeting up/ hanging out for any other purpose than to f*ck each others' brains out.

What text do you shoot YOUR booty call to get it going and let her know you want to get it on ASAP? No rules here gentleman, although ones that can actually be used are preferred...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You've hit the sheets a couple of times now. It's at that beautiful stage in both of your minds where you know exactly what you want from each other, nothing more or less.

There are no games to be played anymore. There's hardly even any GAME to be run at this point. You dont even have to pretend that you're meeting up/ hanging out for any other purpose than to f*ck each others' brains out.

What text do you shoot YOUR booty call to get it going and let her know you want to get it on ASAP?
Bro you are making no sense here. You answered the question in the first 5 sentences, and then you ask the question in the 6th.
 

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That's pretty much it. We fcuk when she wants to. She'll hit me up when she wants to. No pressure, No hurry.

In the mean time, I'm not thinking about her, I'm out here slaying lions, living life and being successful.
This x100!

The more indifferent you act about the set up the more and better quality sex you will be getting from your plates.

As soon as you show any signs you want it / you're into it / etc. The ***** stops coming real quick. It's the most bizarre catch 22.
 

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Lets try a position at my place tonite ... ;)
 

gravityeyelids

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Bro you are making no sense here. You answered the question in the first 5 sentences, and then you ask the question in the 6th.
Lol I was more looking for responses to get a laugh and see what the crazy cats on this forum could come up with. This is not an advice request
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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