"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What do you text YOUR F*ckbuddy?

gravityeyelids

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You've hit the sheets a couple of times now. It's at that beautiful stage in both of your minds where you know exactly what you want from each other, nothing more or less.

There are no games to be played anymore. There's hardly even any GAME to be run at this point. You dont even have to pretend that you're meeting up/ hanging out for any other purpose than to f*ck each others' brains out.

What text do you shoot YOUR booty call to get it going and let her know you want to get it on ASAP? No rules here gentleman, although ones that can actually be used are preferred...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You've hit the sheets a couple of times now. It's at that beautiful stage in both of your minds where you know exactly what you want from each other, nothing more or less.

There are no games to be played anymore. There's hardly even any GAME to be run at this point. You dont even have to pretend that you're meeting up/ hanging out for any other purpose than to f*ck each others' brains out.

What text do you shoot YOUR booty call to get it going and let her know you want to get it on ASAP?
Bro you are making no sense here. You answered the question in the first 5 sentences, and then you ask the question in the 6th.
 

icantgetlaid

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That's pretty much it. We fcuk when she wants to. She'll hit me up when she wants to. No pressure, No hurry.

In the mean time, I'm not thinking about her, I'm out here slaying lions, living life and being successful.
This x100!

The more indifferent you act about the set up the more and better quality sex you will be getting from your plates.

As soon as you show any signs you want it / you're into it / etc. The ***** stops coming real quick. It's the most bizarre catch 22.
 

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Lets try a position at my place tonite ... ;)
 

gravityeyelids

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Bro you are making no sense here. You answered the question in the first 5 sentences, and then you ask the question in the 6th.
Lol I was more looking for responses to get a laugh and see what the crazy cats on this forum could come up with. This is not an advice request
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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