"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What do you strive for in life mainly?

Which one do you want the most?

  • Good job in life.

    Votes: 8 14.8%
  • Do well in school.

    Votes: 2 3.7%
  • A girlfriend/wife

    Votes: 3 5.6%
  • Be the best I can be.

    Votes: 40 74.1%
  • I have no life. My name is Capi. :D

    Votes: 1 1.9%

  • Total voters
    54

Eternal

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Answer the poll. You'll see why. :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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comic_relief

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be the best that I can be

I thought that was what the site was all about. Embettering yourself to the best of your ability and surpassing it.

I have no life. My name is Capi.
:D :D :D

EDIT: After reevaluting my interests I am everything but Capi:rolleyes: there is obviously two though
 
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jonny football hero

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Took the biggest step yesterday. after registering in 2002, i realised i was doing nothing serious to improve. After reading some posts by pook, it's all change now.
 

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I want to be the best I can be. Mainly do things I love to do. I want to keep stiriving to be happy and humorous. THats my life goal anyway.
 

NYC Dude

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I want to be the best I can be. Getting girlfriend(s)/ a wife is part of that, and that is why I visit this forum.

Though Having no life and being named Capi does sound rather persuading...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Vincent

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Interesting, there are 2 capi's...
 

TyTe`EyEs

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At first I was wondering why you were getting on Capi. Then I looked and saw that he has over 14 posts per day. :eek:
 

Eternal

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Ok, so there is no big punchline. The whole purpose was for people to see what others are mainly concentrating on, whether it be school, girls, thier life, or spamming this board.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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