vdk
Don Juan
At first deny its existence, scratch your head as if you dont know how it got there. Then point at her, laugh, then run out of the room giggling like a girl.....
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
What do you say when they find your porn
- Thread starter Frank Zappa
- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
If my SO was to find my hunk of porn id just say watch it you could learn somthing in a jokey way thou i notice that girls dont really care, when im at partys and someone slaps channel porn on and then off most the girls are saying put it back.
i notice that girls dont really care, when im at partys and someone slaps channel porn on and then off most the girls are saying put it back.TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
i have so much porn you wouldn't believe it. probably 200 gigs off the newsgroups. i couldn't care less if her, or anyone else, "finds" it.
one of my married buddies, hid some porn mags. way underneath the desk, like bolted to the underside. guess what? the wife found it! she's icy and wasn't happy about it.
one of my married buddies, hid some porn mags. way underneath the desk, like bolted to the underside. guess what? the wife found it! she's icy and wasn't happy about it.
Player_Supreme
Banned
"yo bytch stay outta my shyt and get ya own"