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Don Juan
At first deny its existence, scratch your head as if you dont know how it got there. Then point at her, laugh, then run out of the room giggling like a girl.....
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
What do you say when they find your porn
- Thread starter Frank Zappa
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If my SO was to find my hunk of porn id just say watch it you could learn somthing in a jokey way thou i notice that girls dont really care, when im at partys and someone slaps channel porn on and then off most the girls are saying put it back.
i notice that girls dont really care, when im at partys and someone slaps channel porn on and then off most the girls are saying put it back.TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
i have so much porn you wouldn't believe it. probably 200 gigs off the newsgroups. i couldn't care less if her, or anyone else, "finds" it.
one of my married buddies, hid some porn mags. way underneath the desk, like bolted to the underside. guess what? the wife found it! she's icy and wasn't happy about it.
one of my married buddies, hid some porn mags. way underneath the desk, like bolted to the underside. guess what? the wife found it! she's icy and wasn't happy about it.
Player_Supreme
Banned
"yo bytch stay outta my shyt and get ya own"