"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What do you remember most about the girl after you've had sex?

Poonani Maker

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I mean, right after you've nutted up until after she leaves. I remember her scent the most.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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horaholic

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I remember the way she sounded the most. The way she moans, things she says, etc. Smells is second. scent stays in the human memory the longest, but the sounds she made sticks out in my brain the most.
 

romangod

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I try to remember her name.


Cheers!
 

Unbridled_Phoenix

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Where the hell are my boots anyway?

Smells, sights, and sounds.
 

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Scents are most vividly linked to memory. I always remember the smell....and if it wasnt one I liked, I cant do her again. Just cant.

Some chicks have bad breath too, and this is awful. Totally kills any sexual attraction.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Whether or not she swallows.

Heheh,..
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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thedude4242

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fuzzx, I have gotten that many times, what is your belief on why?
 

horaholic

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thedude4242 said:
fuzzx, I have gotten that many times, what is your belief on why?

1: Chicks always have to pee, especially after beatin' up her bladder.

2: It helps prevent urinary tract infections if they pee after sex.
 
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