"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What do you remember most about the girl after you've had sex?

Poonani Maker

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I mean, right after you've nutted up until after she leaves. I remember her scent the most.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I remember the way she sounded the most. The way she moans, things she says, etc. Smells is second. scent stays in the human memory the longest, but the sounds she made sticks out in my brain the most.
 

romangod

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I try to remember her name.


Cheers!
 

Unbridled_Phoenix

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Where the hell are my boots anyway?

Smells, sights, and sounds.
 

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Scents are most vividly linked to memory. I always remember the smell....and if it wasnt one I liked, I cant do her again. Just cant.

Some chicks have bad breath too, and this is awful. Totally kills any sexual attraction.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Whether or not she swallows.

Heheh,..
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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thedude4242

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fuzzx, I have gotten that many times, what is your belief on why?
 

horaholic

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thedude4242 said:
fuzzx, I have gotten that many times, what is your belief on why?

1: Chicks always have to pee, especially after beatin' up her bladder.

2: It helps prevent urinary tract infections if they pee after sex.
 
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