"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

What do you rate this chick? 1-10

M

mroriginal

Banned
Joined
Nov 14, 2004
Messages
379
Reaction score
0
Location
south florida
this thread should be in anything else Theres another thread like this in AE where I posted a crap load of pics of adriana lima.


Fvck Adriana Lima... we're sick of her in Italy... she appears in every fvcking mobile phone line commercial...
Click to expand...
ugh you italians would find anything with blond in it and consider it hot
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top