"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What do you rate her?

Is she hot?

  • 1--Very ugly, wtf Solo

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 2--Ugly as hell

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4-Paper bag that chick

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Solomon

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I really wanna know what the deal is with this chick,

shoutout to all my real players (not those lames who hide behind the keyboards talking that stuff but they talking out they ass) who are going out to the field tonight and all my DJ's/seducers/macks whatever you are!!


http://static.flickr.com/1194/1182692017_b6c7546db5.jpg
^^mmh

http://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/lauren-conrad-picture.jpg
^^ok

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/1415415964_8fcb562848.jpg?v=0
no make up

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/1415414710_ed14a52163.jpg?v=0
^^I like her fashion sense, her and I would kill it on the field

http://static.flickr.com/1052/1182691793_852e35181b.jpg
^^I'mma get me like two of those at the field tonight, :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Fish on!!!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Solomon said:
I really wanna know what the deal is with this chick,

shoutout to all my real players who are going out to the field tonight and all my DJ's/seducers/macks whatever you are!!


http://static.flickr.com/1194/1182692017_b6c7546db5.jpg
^^mmh

http://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/lauren-conrad-picture.jpg
^^ok

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/1415415964_8fcb562848.jpg?v=0
no make up

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/1415414710_ed14a52163.jpg?v=0
^^I like her fashion sense, her and I would kill it on the field

http://static.flickr.com/1052/1182691793_852e35181b.jpg
^^I'mma get me like two of those at the field tonight, :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Fish on!!!
First pic gets a 9-10, rest of the pics are like 7-8. Then again, I don't like skinny chicks like that unless they look real classy (like in pic 1)
 

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I give her a 7.5 I prefer a bit more curves on my women yo I.e. Kim K with a phat ol donkey!!
 

Five To One

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The things I would love to do in her mouth...
 

TheBucketOfTruth

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Yeah I'll do a 7.5 as well. What do you care what we think of Lauren Conrad anyway? The first pic is touched up a bit too much.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Definitely above average - in the 7 or 8 range
 
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Solomon said:
I really wanna know what the deal is with this chick,

shoutout to all my real players (not those lames who hide behind the keyboards talking that stuff but they talking out they ass) who are going out to the field tonight and all my DJ's/seducers/macks whatever you are!!


http://static.flickr.com/1194/1182692017_b6c7546db5.jpg
^^mmh

http://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/lauren-conrad-picture.jpg
^^ok

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/1415415964_8fcb562848.jpg?v=0
no make up

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/1415414710_ed14a52163.jpg?v=0
^^I like her fashion sense, her and I would kill it on the field

http://static.flickr.com/1052/1182691793_852e35181b.jpg
^^I'mma get me like two of those at the field tonight, :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Fish on!!!

dude you got some issues with me or something? are you in love?

what was the point of this thread? The only point you tried to make was taking a dumb little jab at me cuz I know how you feel about me, and you pretty much made this thread trying to call me out........SO HERE I AM........what did that accomplish? idiot

and why are you bragging about a real playa is someone who goes out ALL the time?

Me, personally, I am going to stay in tonight with someone very special, and probly f*ck 3 or 4 times tonight after watching a couple of movies and drinking and hanging out at my place..........hows that for ya cracka?
 

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I like threads like this even though the **** about logical player...

This thread and many like this are very interesting because if you saw her in real life and you started macking on her and you were getting a good response she would be a 9-9.5 even a 10 haha

But if you were told to judge her on a website it'd be 7.5 or something

Some of you will deny this but it really shows that the system doesn't work on just looks, it's kinda on how real they are. Last girl i was with i'd rate maybe an 8 and i rated the picture a 7 to 8 can't remember but i know if my mates saw me with that chick instead of the one i was with last they'd be like HOLY SH!T how'd he pull that off.

Hard to understand how this works but it makes sense
 

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Analyzeit said:
I like threads like this even though the **** about logical player...

This thread and many like this are very interesting because if you saw her in real life and you started macking on her and you were getting a good response she would be a 9-9.5 even a 10 haha

But if you were told to judge her on a website it'd be 7.5 or something

Some of you will deny this but it really shows that the system doesn't work on just looks, it's kinda on how real they are. Last girl i was with i'd rate maybe an 8 and i rated the picture a 7 to 8 can't remember but i know if my mates saw me with that chick instead of the one i was with last they'd be like HOLY SH!T how'd he pull that off.

Hard to understand how this works but it makes sense
Fair point

But the reason why I tend to be conservative when rating girls' pics is that they often choose to post the pic with the most flattering camera angle, or lighting, and the pics usually are not high resolution.

I know girls from real life first, who then posted pics online. The pics definitely overstated their looks by at least 1 point on the scale.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Trader said:
Fair point

But the reason why I tend to be conservative when rating girls' pics is that they often choose to post the pic with the most flattering camera angle, or lighting, and the pics usually are not high resolution.

I know girls from real life first, who then posted pics online. The pics definitely overstated their looks by at least 1 point on the scale.
I voted 8, around my league. More guys need to these type of polls, but how do you do a poll? Anyways, i tend to be conservative with rating girl's pics because they choose the picture thats the most flattering at the best camera angle.
wait you just said that.... did i just plagiarize or did you take the words right out of my mouth :crackup:
 

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5 and I'm being generous.

She's not my type at all.

Though I guess it should be noted I prefer mestizas. :)
 

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yo son..aint she from The Hills?

Them girls is FFFOIIINNNE!!!!!...
Id break me off some of that....and you KNOW this!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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you guys that think this gal is a 7-8, PLEASe post what you consider a 9 or even a 10! as for my opinion of her, i'd put on a little Marvin Gaye, pop open some Dom Perignon and have a good night with her:yes: as in the famous words of my man Billy Bob from Varsity Blues" she's a 10!! a f*cking 10!!"
 

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I gave her a 3 because she shaves! Girls need to let their body hair grow, thats naturally beautiful. I think i might marry a girl from Asia, they don't shave and their bodies are just the way god made them
 

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Damascus said:
I gave her a 3 because she shaves! Girls need to let their body hair grow, thats naturally beautiful. I think i might marry a girl from Asia, they don't shave and their bodies are just the way god made them
LOL

Are you serious?
 

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KontrollerX said:
5 and I'm being generous.

She's not my type at all.

Though I guess it should be noted I prefer mestizas. :)

me what?

lol

This thread goes to show you that ratings are "overrated"

peace
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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