"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What do you rate her?

Is she hot?

  • 1--Very ugly, wtf Solo

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 2--Ugly as hell

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  • 4-Paper bag that chick

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Solomon

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I really wanna know what the deal is with this chick,

shoutout to all my real players (not those lames who hide behind the keyboards talking that stuff but they talking out they ass) who are going out to the field tonight and all my DJ's/seducers/macks whatever you are!!


http://static.flickr.com/1194/1182692017_b6c7546db5.jpg
^^mmh

http://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/lauren-conrad-picture.jpg
^^ok

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/1415415964_8fcb562848.jpg?v=0
no make up

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/1415414710_ed14a52163.jpg?v=0
^^I like her fashion sense, her and I would kill it on the field

http://static.flickr.com/1052/1182691793_852e35181b.jpg
^^I'mma get me like two of those at the field tonight, :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Fish on!!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Solomon said:
I really wanna know what the deal is with this chick,

shoutout to all my real players who are going out to the field tonight and all my DJ's/seducers/macks whatever you are!!


http://static.flickr.com/1194/1182692017_b6c7546db5.jpg
^^mmh

http://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/lauren-conrad-picture.jpg
^^ok

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/1415415964_8fcb562848.jpg?v=0
no make up

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/1415414710_ed14a52163.jpg?v=0
^^I like her fashion sense, her and I would kill it on the field

http://static.flickr.com/1052/1182691793_852e35181b.jpg
^^I'mma get me like two of those at the field tonight, :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Fish on!!!
First pic gets a 9-10, rest of the pics are like 7-8. Then again, I don't like skinny chicks like that unless they look real classy (like in pic 1)
 

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I give her a 7.5 I prefer a bit more curves on my women yo I.e. Kim K with a phat ol donkey!!
 

Five To One

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The things I would love to do in her mouth...
 

TheBucketOfTruth

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Yeah I'll do a 7.5 as well. What do you care what we think of Lauren Conrad anyway? The first pic is touched up a bit too much.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Trader

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Definitely above average - in the 7 or 8 range
 
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Solomon said:
I really wanna know what the deal is with this chick,

shoutout to all my real players (not those lames who hide behind the keyboards talking that stuff but they talking out they ass) who are going out to the field tonight and all my DJ's/seducers/macks whatever you are!!


http://static.flickr.com/1194/1182692017_b6c7546db5.jpg
^^mmh

http://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/lauren-conrad-picture.jpg
^^ok

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/1415415964_8fcb562848.jpg?v=0
no make up

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/1415414710_ed14a52163.jpg?v=0
^^I like her fashion sense, her and I would kill it on the field

http://static.flickr.com/1052/1182691793_852e35181b.jpg
^^I'mma get me like two of those at the field tonight, :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Fish on!!!

dude you got some issues with me or something? are you in love?

what was the point of this thread? The only point you tried to make was taking a dumb little jab at me cuz I know how you feel about me, and you pretty much made this thread trying to call me out........SO HERE I AM........what did that accomplish? idiot

and why are you bragging about a real playa is someone who goes out ALL the time?

Me, personally, I am going to stay in tonight with someone very special, and probly f*ck 3 or 4 times tonight after watching a couple of movies and drinking and hanging out at my place..........hows that for ya cracka?
 

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I like threads like this even though the **** about logical player...

This thread and many like this are very interesting because if you saw her in real life and you started macking on her and you were getting a good response she would be a 9-9.5 even a 10 haha

But if you were told to judge her on a website it'd be 7.5 or something

Some of you will deny this but it really shows that the system doesn't work on just looks, it's kinda on how real they are. Last girl i was with i'd rate maybe an 8 and i rated the picture a 7 to 8 can't remember but i know if my mates saw me with that chick instead of the one i was with last they'd be like HOLY SH!T how'd he pull that off.

Hard to understand how this works but it makes sense
 

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Analyzeit said:
I like threads like this even though the **** about logical player...

This thread and many like this are very interesting because if you saw her in real life and you started macking on her and you were getting a good response she would be a 9-9.5 even a 10 haha

But if you were told to judge her on a website it'd be 7.5 or something

Some of you will deny this but it really shows that the system doesn't work on just looks, it's kinda on how real they are. Last girl i was with i'd rate maybe an 8 and i rated the picture a 7 to 8 can't remember but i know if my mates saw me with that chick instead of the one i was with last they'd be like HOLY SH!T how'd he pull that off.

Hard to understand how this works but it makes sense
Fair point

But the reason why I tend to be conservative when rating girls' pics is that they often choose to post the pic with the most flattering camera angle, or lighting, and the pics usually are not high resolution.

I know girls from real life first, who then posted pics online. The pics definitely overstated their looks by at least 1 point on the scale.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Trader said:
Fair point

But the reason why I tend to be conservative when rating girls' pics is that they often choose to post the pic with the most flattering camera angle, or lighting, and the pics usually are not high resolution.

I know girls from real life first, who then posted pics online. The pics definitely overstated their looks by at least 1 point on the scale.
I voted 8, around my league. More guys need to these type of polls, but how do you do a poll? Anyways, i tend to be conservative with rating girl's pics because they choose the picture thats the most flattering at the best camera angle.
wait you just said that.... did i just plagiarize or did you take the words right out of my mouth :crackup:
 

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5 and I'm being generous.

She's not my type at all.

Though I guess it should be noted I prefer mestizas. :)
 

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yo son..aint she from The Hills?

Them girls is FFFOIIINNNE!!!!!...
Id break me off some of that....and you KNOW this!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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you guys that think this gal is a 7-8, PLEASe post what you consider a 9 or even a 10! as for my opinion of her, i'd put on a little Marvin Gaye, pop open some Dom Perignon and have a good night with her:yes: as in the famous words of my man Billy Bob from Varsity Blues" she's a 10!! a f*cking 10!!"
 

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I gave her a 3 because she shaves! Girls need to let their body hair grow, thats naturally beautiful. I think i might marry a girl from Asia, they don't shave and their bodies are just the way god made them
 

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Damascus said:
I gave her a 3 because she shaves! Girls need to let their body hair grow, thats naturally beautiful. I think i might marry a girl from Asia, they don't shave and their bodies are just the way god made them
LOL

Are you serious?
 

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KontrollerX said:
5 and I'm being generous.

She's not my type at all.

Though I guess it should be noted I prefer mestizas. :)

me what?

lol

This thread goes to show you that ratings are "overrated"

peace
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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