"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Haboob

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Ok so I go on MSN one time and I have this conversation:

Me: hey
Her: hi
Her: wil u buy me something ..like clothes
Her: ??
Me: lol y?
Her: coz i want some
Me: umm no
Her: new ones
Her: ohh plz
Me: haha buy em yourself if you want em so bad
Her: tell ur parents u need to buy ur ilfriend a shirt
Me: but that would b a lie wouldnt it?
Her: no
Me: mm really?
Me: im still not buyin ya clothes
Her: come one
Me: wats in it for me?
Her: wat do ya want
Me: depends
Me: how much is this shirt lol?
Her: 49.00
Her: dollas
Me: yeh i guessed that dollers part
Her: lol
Me: lol and you jsut expect em to have a spare 50 bucks
Her: ok wel i can get a cheaper one
Her: 30 dollas
Her:?
Me: mm yeh thats still 30$ i would rather not spend
Her: u cuda just sed that in the first place
Me: good point
Hmm so what do you guys make of this?

My guess... She's trying to take advantage of me because she knows I like her. Sure I could of made the conversation a bit better but oh well who cares now. But I'm still curious...


Then I go on another time and the conversation is:

Her: hahahahah (my name)...
Me: Yeh?
Me: umm what?
Her: ummmm don't be rude
*she logs off*
Damn chicks are so confusing. And did I mention her display picture was of her and another guy during that second conversation.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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JesterX

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dude either shes tryin to be very subtle about showing that she likes you (tell ur parents ur buying a shirt for you girlfriend comment) and is trying to make you jealous with the pic. or shes havin a laugh at you and messing with your head. my best bet would be the 2nd one.
 

Morphiex

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stay away from that kind of girls , she just wants o use you make you buy her **** and do her stuff, and she was trying to make u jelous when she changed the pic, so that you would really consider bying her stuff.....
more and ore girls are becoming *****es like that....

but you got two options you can :

1. play her and get a lay or sumthing , but this requires some skill...

2. move on and try to stay away from girls like her.....
 

Haboob

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Jester I thought that your first scenario was true at first being my stupid AFC self. But the the good guys here made me realise that I'm stupid and the second scenario was true.

Morphiex your right. AC/DC said the same thing. I wouldn't have the skill to play her so I best just move on. Might be hard because of my 'stupid AFC self'.

Anyway the new-found attitude I have thanks to this site should help.
 

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You could've probably used some C&F along the way...
maybe something like


HER: Buy me some new clothes? Please?
YOU: Oh cmon, I'm sure there are much better ways to make you happy.
HER: No~ I want clothes, please?
YOU: If you want them so bad, you're gonna have to do something special for me;)
HER: Like what?
YOU: Welllllllllll....you have to cook for me, give me a good 1hour massage, clean me up in the showers, and tuck me into bed :D
YOU: Did you get that? I've only just started reading the list!

it's not just keyboard jockeying, that's what I would have done.

As for the girl, chances are she's planning on using you; seems like a red flag when she's trying to use you for your money!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Haboob

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Ditch the girl, right. Not like I ever had her to begin with :p

Anyway that conversation you made up seemed pretty lame to me :p
 

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begging for a 50 dollar shirt? what a good catch you found there, tell her to get a job.
 
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