"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SamMalone

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So a girl that I'm be seeing calls me tonight. She says she doesn't want a date and wants a long term relationship. She said she doesn't want to see me if I don't want the same with her. I agree and say ok, cause she's cool and hot and it could possibly work. We have a similar sense of humor and background.

Anyways, she then goes on to say if she can't pay the rent she is going to start "dancing" as early as Friday night, or become a secretary for a guy she use to go out with who still loves her. I told her I think the secretary thing is a bad situation for her but she insists the guy still respects her despite crushing on her. I also told her I don't want a long term thing with a stripper because it was trashy. She said she won't be doing the guys? Then she was mad because I was interfering with her life and decisions and said I should think it over.

Am I crazy here? Should I keep banging her while (if) she strips while looking for something else? Would the boyfriend thing bother anyone else here or am I just a crazy bastard?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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edger

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SamMalone said:
I also told her I don't want a long term thing with a stripper because it was trashy. She said she won't be doing the guys? Then she was mad because I was interfering with her life and decisions and said I should think it over.
Who care's if she wants to strip. Nothing wrong with it. Do you even know what "trashy" is by the way? Narrow-minded guys like you in the world are the reason why women are the way they are.
 

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It sounds like she's trying to get you to pay her rent. Maybe not but that's the way it reads.
 
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