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What do you guys think of this C+F?

Nikar

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There's this chick at my office who's always using Facebook during work.
Yesterday, her PC got infected with viruses.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna bust on her with the stuff below:

Me: So, how's your PC? Virus solved already?

Her: Umm, yeah.

Me: Well, I told you before not to surf porn websites and see? The PC is hit with a virus.

What do you guys think? Will crack her up? Any further I can improve? :):D

Thanks!
Nikar
 

young_gun

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She'll want to jump in bed with you with this line. Good one.
 

75%PUA

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you: how come u havent added me on facebook? (be coy)

her: umm i dont know. wats ur name ill add u.

you: nope srry, but u can make it up to me during lunch, lets grab some food.

if u do the appropriate body language she shud smile and agree. either way the porn joke doesnt work, ive tried it it becomes awkward.
 
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Try this:



Me: So, how's your PC? Virus solved already?

Her: Umm, yeah.

Me: Yeah? Like kind of viruses?

Her: Blahblah, whatever

Me: Oh, I heard about that. Those are the kind you get when you go on those really freaky porn sites.




Blah, that was my attempt at improving what you had, but it's not really any better/different.
 

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young_gun said:
She'll want to jump in bed with you with this line. Good one.
lmao
 

Vice

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Honestly, this sucks. Don't try "lines" on her, just talk to her like you would to any other person man.
 

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Vice said:
Honestly, this sucks. Don't try "lines" on her, just talk to her like you would to any other person man.
It's true. Lines are so ridiculous and needy.

Just say whatever to any girl. If it works out, good. If it doesn't, good.
 

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Nikar said:
There's this chick at my office who's always using Facebook during work.
Yesterday, her PC got infected with viruses.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna bust on her with the stuff below:

Me: So, how's your PC? Virus solved already?

Her: Umm, yeah.

Me: Well, I told you before not to surf porn websites and see? The PC is hit with a virus.

What do you guys think? Will crack her up? Any further I can improve? :):D

Thanks!
Nikar
****y & Funny isn't something that's meticulously planned. It should come off as natural. Stop asking us here at Sosuave what we think of specific lines and just say what comes to your head first. If it's funny then she'll eat it up and perhaps punch you in a playful way; if it's not then don't worry as being naturally ****y & Funny takes time and practice and confidence.
 

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Daddy The Pimp said:
Its not line brother . Its funny thing to say to her . And why not use it if it brings good results ?
It is a line. Hes premeditated its use. C+F flows much better if its natural.
 

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You have already lost. You have overthought the whole interaction. And if it doesn't go the way you planned you will freeze up and die. The fact that you have spent a day thinking about this is pedestaling. You cannot pre-plan life. It happens real time. Drop this whole line and just have a normal convo. Plus this is a coworker and you should know the deal about dating or hitting on women at work.
 

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Nikar said:
What do you guys think? Will crack her up? Any further I can improve? :):D
Yeah, don't use that C&F. This is a chick you work with and some C&F don't go overboard very well with some women, especially when the joke is sexual in nature. Look, it doesn't really matter if you hit on them in a bar and use that line(they can go screw themsleves for all I care if they don't dig your C&F) but it gets a little dicey when you do so in an office work environment.

Keep the humor level at a G level at work.
 
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