"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What do you guys think of this C+F?

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There's this chick at my office who's always using Facebook during work.
Yesterday, her PC got infected with viruses.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna bust on her with the stuff below:

Me: So, how's your PC? Virus solved already?

Her: Umm, yeah.

Me: Well, I told you before not to surf porn websites and see? The PC is hit with a virus.

What do you guys think? Will crack her up? Any further I can improve? :):D

Thanks!
Nikar
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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She'll want to jump in bed with you with this line. Good one.
 

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you: how come u havent added me on facebook? (be coy)

her: umm i dont know. wats ur name ill add u.

you: nope srry, but u can make it up to me during lunch, lets grab some food.

if u do the appropriate body language she shud smile and agree. either way the porn joke doesnt work, ive tried it it becomes awkward.
 
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Try this:



Me: So, how's your PC? Virus solved already?

Her: Umm, yeah.

Me: Yeah? Like kind of viruses?

Her: Blahblah, whatever

Me: Oh, I heard about that. Those are the kind you get when you go on those really freaky porn sites.




Blah, that was my attempt at improving what you had, but it's not really any better/different.
 

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young_gun said:
She'll want to jump in bed with you with this line. Good one.
lmao
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Honestly, this sucks. Don't try "lines" on her, just talk to her like you would to any other person man.
 

Luveno

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Vice said:
Honestly, this sucks. Don't try "lines" on her, just talk to her like you would to any other person man.
It's true. Lines are so ridiculous and needy.

Just say whatever to any girl. If it works out, good. If it doesn't, good.
 

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Nikar said:
There's this chick at my office who's always using Facebook during work.
Yesterday, her PC got infected with viruses.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna bust on her with the stuff below:

Me: So, how's your PC? Virus solved already?

Her: Umm, yeah.

Me: Well, I told you before not to surf porn websites and see? The PC is hit with a virus.

What do you guys think? Will crack her up? Any further I can improve? :):D

Thanks!
Nikar
****y & Funny isn't something that's meticulously planned. It should come off as natural. Stop asking us here at Sosuave what we think of specific lines and just say what comes to your head first. If it's funny then she'll eat it up and perhaps punch you in a playful way; if it's not then don't worry as being naturally ****y & Funny takes time and practice and confidence.
 

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Daddy The Pimp said:
Its not line brother . Its funny thing to say to her . And why not use it if it brings good results ?
It is a line. Hes premeditated its use. C+F flows much better if its natural.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You have already lost. You have overthought the whole interaction. And if it doesn't go the way you planned you will freeze up and die. The fact that you have spent a day thinking about this is pedestaling. You cannot pre-plan life. It happens real time. Drop this whole line and just have a normal convo. Plus this is a coworker and you should know the deal about dating or hitting on women at work.
 

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Nikar said:
What do you guys think? Will crack her up? Any further I can improve? :):D
Yeah, don't use that C&F. This is a chick you work with and some C&F don't go overboard very well with some women, especially when the joke is sexual in nature. Look, it doesn't really matter if you hit on them in a bar and use that line(they can go screw themsleves for all I care if they don't dig your C&F) but it gets a little dicey when you do so in an office work environment.

Keep the humor level at a G level at work.
 
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