dj_jazzybrad
Don Juan
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1992 VW GTi w/ a 1.8 liter turbo from a passat B6
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
What do you guys drive?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
2005 Chrysler 300 Limited
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Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
...women WILD.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
dj_jazzybrad
Don Juan
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that, sir, is a sick rideWiesman44 said:
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
02 Jaguar X-Type
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
I have a yugo...you all wish you pimped l like me!!!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Dad just bought an Audi R8, although I drive it more than him.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
97 Chevy Tahoe
Looks like this. But, mine is a lighter blue http://www.easybuyautosales.com/images/104_0946.jpg
Looks like this. But, mine is a lighter blue http://www.easybuyautosales.com/images/104_0946.jpg
amnbyrd
Don Juan
'02 Trans Am
'88 Corvette
'88 Corvette
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Cr1msonKing said:
Holy sh!t!!!!! Did you replace the entire drive train to keep the torque from snapping something? Have you taken that car to the track yet? Quarter mile times?
I have a similar project car, kind of the poor white trash version of yours. It's a 90 300zx getting an LT1 from a 94 Camaro. The mechanic has stalled on the project. He still has my 91 twin turbo Stealth, too, although I actually got to drive that car for a while before it broke.
I drive a yellow 2000 Mustang GT Coupe (V8) sitting on 20's.
Black leather interior. 5 speed manual transmission.
Got magnaflow 40's and cold air intake
I love muscle cars, but they suck on turns! Its too heavy! lol, surprisingly I get good gas mileage... Around 15 mpg in the city and 24 highway..
I am gonna post pics once the snow melts... Since these cars are RWD they aren't that great in the snow.
Crimson, I love your RX-7! It's gorgeous!! I have a friend who has the same exact car all souped with twin turbo! Beats the hell out of my mustang!
Black leather interior. 5 speed manual transmission.
Got magnaflow 40's and cold air intake
I love muscle cars, but they suck on turns! Its too heavy! lol, surprisingly I get good gas mileage... Around 15 mpg in the city and 24 highway..
I am gonna post pics once the snow melts... Since these cars are RWD they aren't that great in the snow.
Crimson, I love your RX-7! It's gorgeous!! I have a friend who has the same exact car all souped with twin turbo! Beats the hell out of my mustang!
PrettyBoyA
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i just got a lexus is250, its nice but insurance is a mother ****er
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.