dj_jazzybrad
Don Juan
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1992 VW GTi w/ a 1.8 liter turbo from a passat B6
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
What do you guys drive?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
2005 Chrysler 300 Limited
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Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
...women WILD.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
dj_jazzybrad
Don Juan
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that, sir, is a sick rideWiesman44 said:
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
02 Jaguar X-Type
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
I have a yugo...you all wish you pimped l like me!!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Dad just bought an Audi R8, although I drive it more than him.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
97 Chevy Tahoe
Looks like this. But, mine is a lighter blue http://www.easybuyautosales.com/images/104_0946.jpg
Looks like this. But, mine is a lighter blue http://www.easybuyautosales.com/images/104_0946.jpg
amnbyrd
Don Juan
'02 Trans Am
'88 Corvette
'88 Corvette
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Cr1msonKing said:
Holy sh!t!!!!! Did you replace the entire drive train to keep the torque from snapping something? Have you taken that car to the track yet? Quarter mile times?
I have a similar project car, kind of the poor white trash version of yours. It's a 90 300zx getting an LT1 from a 94 Camaro. The mechanic has stalled on the project. He still has my 91 twin turbo Stealth, too, although I actually got to drive that car for a while before it broke.
I drive a yellow 2000 Mustang GT Coupe (V8) sitting on 20's.
Black leather interior. 5 speed manual transmission.
Got magnaflow 40's and cold air intake
I love muscle cars, but they suck on turns! Its too heavy! lol, surprisingly I get good gas mileage... Around 15 mpg in the city and 24 highway..
I am gonna post pics once the snow melts... Since these cars are RWD they aren't that great in the snow.
Crimson, I love your RX-7! It's gorgeous!! I have a friend who has the same exact car all souped with twin turbo! Beats the hell out of my mustang!
Black leather interior. 5 speed manual transmission.
Got magnaflow 40's and cold air intake
I love muscle cars, but they suck on turns! Its too heavy! lol, surprisingly I get good gas mileage... Around 15 mpg in the city and 24 highway..
I am gonna post pics once the snow melts... Since these cars are RWD they aren't that great in the snow.
Crimson, I love your RX-7! It's gorgeous!! I have a friend who has the same exact car all souped with twin turbo! Beats the hell out of my mustang!
PrettyBoyA
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i just got a lexus is250, its nice but insurance is a mother ****er
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.