"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What do you do when a girl compliments you infront of a group of girls?

johnballantine02

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Like you know at my work girls are always like "oh, he's so cute" and try to embarass me infront of everyone.

I can never think of anything clever enough thats not stupid, to say infront of other girls and sometimes competeing guys to.


Any funny, none cheesey comebacks are welcome.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FlawlessBadBoy

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No need for a funny response. Just accept it and act like it happens all the time. Otherwise you'll seem insecure.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SamePendo

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You still ain't getting this baby

*grabbing your butt*
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Say to her "Well that was a nice thing to say," then turn to one of her friends and say "You aren't going to let her get away with such a nice complement without trying to top her are you?" ;)
 

dookie

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Lately, I have been saying "Yea..." or "I like it" but not necessaraly "Thanks" For instance, a girl at school mentioned something nice about my jacket and I said "I like it" at work I have said "Thanks" and "I Know" or "I Like it" next time I plan on using a modified version of SamePendo's response with a ****y smile and locked eyes, mabe it would have great effect if I got a little close to her, held her hands and said "Thanks, but you're still not getting any" and then walk away after a second or two or... say something like "I'm not easy" hmm... any other suggestions?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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skinnydart

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Yeah, I had a hb that I had never met before hug me in front of a college class of about 80 people just because I came up there for a min and helped her with the lcd for her presentation. She was all over me, introducing herself and everything. Even the prof came up to me afterwards and basicly told me "she's hot... go for it... " I didn't really know what to say while I was up there, all the other students were just kinda snickering.
 
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