"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What do you do about stretch marks?

DJHoolahoop

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Hey guys,

I've had personal struggles with weight as it seems to reflect upon what i think of myself and so forth.

but as a result of having problems with weight, i've gotten stretch marks out of the deal. Perhaps this is a chick question, but i don't like looking in the mirror and seeing all these lines from where my skin stretched. It's just unattractive looking like, no offense, a bad rash is.

Anyone know of anything one can do to help fix, repair or hide stretch marks?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DJHoolahoop

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unfortunately, i clicked on that link and it said the post wasn't to be found. Any ideas?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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JoeBlack

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Do a search for stretch marks under the general health forum.

The search results page must have timed out.
 

Levex

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i got several stretch marks on the middle of my back. i talked to the derm and she said that only time will help it significantly. other methods may help a bit, but won't make them dissapear completely. they may take up to few years to go away, so be patient.
 
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