"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What do you do about stretch marks?

DJHoolahoop

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Hey guys,

I've had personal struggles with weight as it seems to reflect upon what i think of myself and so forth.

but as a result of having problems with weight, i've gotten stretch marks out of the deal. Perhaps this is a chick question, but i don't like looking in the mirror and seeing all these lines from where my skin stretched. It's just unattractive looking like, no offense, a bad rash is.

Anyone know of anything one can do to help fix, repair or hide stretch marks?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DJHoolahoop

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unfortunately, i clicked on that link and it said the post wasn't to be found. Any ideas?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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JoeBlack

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Do a search for stretch marks under the general health forum.

The search results page must have timed out.
 

Levex

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i got several stretch marks on the middle of my back. i talked to the derm and she said that only time will help it significantly. other methods may help a bit, but won't make them dissapear completely. they may take up to few years to go away, so be patient.
 
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