JPFromTally
Senior Don Juan
A woman... You bunch of phreaking pvssies...
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
What do you call someone who needs advice on relationships?
- Thread starter JPFromTally
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
JPFromTally
Senior Don Juan
Here's my impression of half the guys on this forum:
"I'm hoping you guys can help me. I've obsessed over this girl for over two years now. I'm so lucky that I now I'm dating her and I don't mind that she's got my ba11s in a jar above her mantle. But lately she's been distant. The other day she says she doesn't like cereal when all along she's said cereal was the one thing that reminded her of me. What does this mean? How can I win her back? I'll die without her. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes... pleaze help fellas!"
or
"There's this girl in my economics class who asked me for the time the other day. Does this mean she wants to be my girlfriend?"
Oneitis kills....
"I'm hoping you guys can help me. I've obsessed over this girl for over two years now. I'm so lucky that I now I'm dating her and I don't mind that she's got my ba11s in a jar above her mantle. But lately she's been distant. The other day she says she doesn't like cereal when all along she's said cereal was the one thing that reminded her of me. What does this mean? How can I win her back? I'll die without her. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes... pleaze help fellas!"
or
"There's this girl in my economics class who asked me for the time the other day. Does this mean she wants to be my girlfriend?"
Oneitis kills....
Fortunate_Juan
Senior Don Juan
Would you get a woman a watch for christmas?
The correct answer:
No, there's a clock on the stove thats all she needs.
****Edit******
Haha, my bad I thought this was a joke post.
But yes I agree. The second you start thinking "wow she's the one" you begin to lose power in the relationship. Loss of power, loss of attraction. Sorta like an electromagnet. Great post JP
FJ
The correct answer:
No, there's a clock on the stove thats all she needs.
****Edit******
Haha, my bad I thought this was a joke post.
But yes I agree. The second you start thinking "wow she's the one" you begin to lose power in the relationship. Loss of power, loss of attraction. Sorta like an electromagnet. Great post JP
FJ
JPFromTally
Senior Don Juan
That's a good one FJ...
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
JPFromTally
Senior Don Juan
I come here to wade through all the AFC oneitis junk in order to find the good tips, success stories, approach journals and yes, to give advice.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
What advice have you really supplied here?
All I remember reading from you was that you nailed some broad that eventually got married and you thought it was hilarious that the guy was getting a hoe, and then you mocked him. That's pretty solid advice
Also, yes, I would marry miss nevada because everyone knows a mediocre-looking party slut turned pageant queen is gonna be a wholesome wife.
All I remember reading from you was that you nailed some broad that eventually got married and you thought it was hilarious that the guy was getting a hoe, and then you mocked him. That's pretty solid advice
Also, yes, I would marry miss nevada because everyone knows a mediocre-looking party slut turned pageant queen is gonna be a wholesome wife.
