JPFromTally
Senior Don Juan
A woman... You bunch of phreaking pvssies...
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
What do you call someone who needs advice on relationships?
- Thread starter JPFromTally
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
JPFromTally
Senior Don Juan
Here's my impression of half the guys on this forum:
"I'm hoping you guys can help me. I've obsessed over this girl for over two years now. I'm so lucky that I now I'm dating her and I don't mind that she's got my ba11s in a jar above her mantle. But lately she's been distant. The other day she says she doesn't like cereal when all along she's said cereal was the one thing that reminded her of me. What does this mean? How can I win her back? I'll die without her. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes... pleaze help fellas!"
or
"There's this girl in my economics class who asked me for the time the other day. Does this mean she wants to be my girlfriend?"
Oneitis kills....
"I'm hoping you guys can help me. I've obsessed over this girl for over two years now. I'm so lucky that I now I'm dating her and I don't mind that she's got my ba11s in a jar above her mantle. But lately she's been distant. The other day she says she doesn't like cereal when all along she's said cereal was the one thing that reminded her of me. What does this mean? How can I win her back? I'll die without her. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes... pleaze help fellas!"
or
"There's this girl in my economics class who asked me for the time the other day. Does this mean she wants to be my girlfriend?"
Oneitis kills....
Fortunate_Juan
Senior Don Juan
Would you get a woman a watch for christmas?
The correct answer:
No, there's a clock on the stove thats all she needs.
****Edit******
Haha, my bad I thought this was a joke post.
But yes I agree. The second you start thinking "wow she's the one" you begin to lose power in the relationship. Loss of power, loss of attraction. Sorta like an electromagnet. Great post JP
FJ
The correct answer:
No, there's a clock on the stove thats all she needs.
****Edit******
Haha, my bad I thought this was a joke post.
But yes I agree. The second you start thinking "wow she's the one" you begin to lose power in the relationship. Loss of power, loss of attraction. Sorta like an electromagnet. Great post JP
FJ
JPFromTally
Senior Don Juan
That's a good one FJ...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
JPFromTally
Senior Don Juan
I come here to wade through all the AFC oneitis junk in order to find the good tips, success stories, approach journals and yes, to give advice.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
What advice have you really supplied here?
All I remember reading from you was that you nailed some broad that eventually got married and you thought it was hilarious that the guy was getting a hoe, and then you mocked him. That's pretty solid advice
Also, yes, I would marry miss nevada because everyone knows a mediocre-looking party slut turned pageant queen is gonna be a wholesome wife.
All I remember reading from you was that you nailed some broad that eventually got married and you thought it was hilarious that the guy was getting a hoe, and then you mocked him. That's pretty solid advice
Also, yes, I would marry miss nevada because everyone knows a mediocre-looking party slut turned pageant queen is gonna be a wholesome wife.
