"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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what do u guys think of this?

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aight so this HB (lets call her 1B) i asked out well over a year ago, but she turned me down, and i just carried on like nothing had happened, still remained friendly with her

The last 6 months ago, me and my best friend and 1B and her best friend have been hanging around together. Both of the 1B andher friend have boyfriends, 1B is even living with her BF, but having problems because hes been cheating on her with 3 other HB's.

Any ways 1B and her friend hav asked more than once, why i dont have a girlfriend.

At the weekend 1B kept coming up and linking arms with me, etc etc, offering me massages because i had a sore neck. On the mini bus home i was tired, and she said that i could rest my head on her tits if i wanted, there soft like pillows, and she didnt mind if i did.

I just laughed and told her that i had a disorder for sucking and licking my pillows before i went to sleep at night so i dont think it would be wise.

Im no longer interested in her like i used to be, i even think to myself what i saw in her.

Im just interested what you guys think. i dunno if she was interested before but i never actually gamed her probably, i just asked her out once, which she said she was tired, and didnt fancy it.

is it that we have become good friends that shes comfortable around me, or she likes me? i dunno

help a brother out, i wanna understand women more
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you could be her "cuddle b*tch".. WHO KNOWS... next time you are close to her breast, don't do anything.. but start massaging her p*ssy area... make her feel erotic and then start fingerf*cking the life outta her and tear her clothes off and ETC. YOU WILL ACHIEVE ALL THE GOALS YOU WANT...through the dark side...
 
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lol nah

well i say good friends, i hang around with her like twice a month, if that, but we talk when we see each other around college and that


she told me she had a dream about me

i said
oh yeh what happened...she said u just gave me a hug

i said
okkkk

she said
well my BF dont hug me no more, so i think thats why i dreamed about u givin me a hug





i dont hug her, i barely physically have conntact with her...accept when she offers me massages haha
 
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Tisk. Tisk. Tisk!


First of all this guy is on a damn bus man, so I would guess he is still in HS or whatever and doing ANY of that **** would probably get him kicked out or even worse a front row seat ina court-room!

Second.. Why in the hell would you tell this chick that you had a disorder? Should have slammed your head down there and at most LIGHTLY bite her on the breast. If she digs it move forward.
 
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After reading that second post of yours I will have to say stay the hell away from this one.

She is only looking for trouble. I have a feeling that even if you did anything she is just looking for a weapon to use on her cheating man.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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LOL!!!! the disorder thing was a joke...and i would have put my head down there if i could, just for a mess around, but like i said my neck was sore, i couldnt move it to my right which was the side she was sat on, i had to turn my whole body to just look in her direction when i was sat down..

but yeh i dont wanna get with her, im just tryin to understand whats going on
 
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