What do I do?!! I feel like I'm gonna die!

[usernamedox11]

Hey guys. I was dating a girl for 3 months and she dumped me. I was so nice to her. I took her to a very nice dinner on our first date. I bought her presents. I massaged and kissed her feet after a long hard day of her at work. I went down on her all the time despite her never giving me oral. I did everything the perfect BF should do!!!!! Yesterday she came over and told me she didn't wuv me anymore. I didn't know what to do. I went down on my knees and grabbed her legs. I told her PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, WAHHHH WAHHHH. She then said I was very sweet and said sorry. She left!

What do I do?! How do I get her back?! I must convince her of her LOVE FOR ME!!!!!!!!


WAHHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHH


http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=210809

 

[El Suave]

Are you insane? This chick doesn't fit the mold! You have to throw away everything you read in the bible with this one.

This girl is different, she's high quality. Here's what you do: Go sleep outside of her house in your car and when she wakes up, you want to be the first person she sees. Make sure you have a cup of coffee and flowers for her. If she sees you every morning for about 2 weeks, it will be like addiction for her.

Then, after 2 weeks, show up with a puppy. Tell her "this is our child, let's name him together". Her heart is going to melt and she will let you go down on her again.

If after that you sense she still is not invested 100%, go talk to her family and friends. Be loving and caring with them and explain to them how you simply cannot go on without her. Do not be afraid to let your emotions flow. If you feel like crying, do it. Women do it all the time, too. They understand and will see that you are sincere.

I know this works. I have seen the same advice on forums like Yahoo Answers. I know this forum is better and usually gives different advice, but this is a special case. She is worth it!

Good luck.

 

[usernamedox11]

Are you insane? This chick doesn't fit the mold! You have to throw away everything you read in the bible with this one.

This girl is different, she's high quality. Here's what you do: Go sleep outside of her house in your car and when she wakes up, you want to be the first person she sees. Make sure you have a cup of coffee and flowers for her. If she sees you every morning for about 2 weeks, it will be like addiction for her.

Then, after 2 weeks, show up with a puppy. Tell her "this is our child, let's name him together". Her heart is going to melt and she will let you go down on her again.

If after that you sense she still is not invested 100%, go talk to her family and friends. Be loving and caring with them and explain to them how you simply cannot go on without her. Do not be afraid to let your emotions flow. If you feel like crying, do it. Women do it all the time, too. They understand and will see that you are sincere.

I know this works. I have seen the same advice on forums like Yahoo Answers. I know this forum is better and usually gives different advice, but this is a special case. She is worth it!

Good luck.

I wrote her poem, too. LET ME KNOW IF IT'S GOOD!

To My One and Only Love

You are the only one I will ever love
That no one else will ever come above
The sun doesn't rise till I see your face
I must see you, please give me a taste
Because my heart is in an incredible race
To win you over and reach our final place
In order to create a forever lasting memory trace

 

[El Suave]

I wrote her poem, too. LET ME KNOW IF IT'S GOOD!

To My One and Only Love

You are the only one I will ever love
That no one else will ever come above
The sun doesn't rise till I see your face
I must see you, please give me a taste
Because my heart is in an incredible race
To win you over and reach our final place
In order to create a forever lasting memory trace

I like it a lot. You ARE on the right track with it. you can also add, if you want


You brighten my day
You're like my guard
Nothing could harm me
With you, nothing surrounds us, I feel so free
You're my protection
Saving my fall
Together, nothing will stop us
We'll conquor all.

 

[LP700-4]

You idiot! That's not how you go about it. You're supposed to get a tattoo of her name on your forehead and a picture of her on your chest. That way any girl you meet, will know she's your one and only true love. It doesn't matter if she's sleeping with other men. When she's having her hair pulled and her a$$ spanked, she's really thinking of you, applegoo. You're always on her mind. Never forget that. So go out there and get that damn tattoo right now!!!

 

[Albatross953]

This is gold, I'm gonna email this poem to 75 girls on POF. Field report coming up...

 

[LP700-4]

This is gold, I'm gonna email this poem to 75 girls on POF. Field report coming up...

What's weird is that some girls might actually fall for it. Some of the more stuck up ones will think you're serious and call you a creep but there are a handful of normal girls who know a joke when they see one.

 

[El Suave]

What's weird is that some girls might actually fall for it. Some of the more stuck up ones will think you're serious and call you a creep but there are a handful of normal girls who know a joke when they see one.

Of course it works. I read it on the internet!!!!!

 

[usernamedox11]

This is gold, I'm gonna email this poem to 75 girls on POF. Field report coming up...

lol, did you actually try that poem?

 

[VladPatton]

Here's the DJ version of that killer poem:

You are the only one I will ever rail
I cüm so much I fill a pail
The sun doesn't rise till I blast your face
You must blow me!...hope you like the taste
Because in my balls there is an incredible race
To bang you hard at an incredible pace
In order to cüm all over your face

 

[adam225]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[JaegerPilot217]

You can't be serious asking this? Was she the first girl you ever dated?

 

[Albatross953]

Yes, I actually did send out the poem to eleven women. I got blocked eleven times.

 

[usernamedox11]

You can't be serious asking this? Was she the first girl you ever dated?

It's a joke. lol

Yes, I actually did send out the poem to eleven women. I got blocked eleven times.

lmao. rep

 

[trent_afc]

lol. The OP's post was pretty much where I was at 10 years ago. Sigh.

 

[mikey2012]

Hey guys. I was dating a girl for 3 months and she dumped me. I was so nice to her. I took her to a very nice dinner on our first date. I bought her presents. I massaged and kissed her feet after a long hard day of her at work. I went down on her all the time despite her never giving me oral. I did everything the perfect BF should do!!!!! Yesterday she came over and told me she didn't wuv me anymore. I didn't know what to do. I went down on my knees and grabbed her legs. I told her PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, WAHHHH WAHHHH. She then said I was very sweet and said sorry. She left!

What do I do?! How do I get her back?! I must convince her of her LOVE FOR ME!!!!!!!!


WAHHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHH


http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=210809

DRUM ROLL....YOU ARE 2013 AFC of the YEAR

 

[LeonSK]

U r too nice to her, man... Stay cool and focus on improving yourself! You'll meet someone better.

 

[Odisseo]

This is obviously a drunk guys joke people

 

[cordoncordon]

Troll joke.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Guys, I don't want to hijack this thread, but I've always warned to know...

Do looks matter?