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what DJ say to her before having sex?
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DonJuan_DeRosco
Don Juan
You waited what...20mins? You think people here don't have lives? Not a good way to integrate yourself to the site laddie.
In response to your question, Less talk more action!
In response to your question, Less talk more action!
iliketennis
Senior Don Juan
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prepare to be disappointed!!
DJ Miquelo
Don Juan
take off your clothes
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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iliketennis said:
LMAO!
The last time I had sex with a random carrot colored bar slut I said "I am now going to insert my penile organ into you vagina."
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
donjuanvn said:
"You're gonna need a towel."
rushing dude 123
Master Don Juan
Donnie Darko
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Grab and take.
Just grab her and take her.
Women don't want you to say anything, they want you to take action.
Just grab her and take her.
Women don't want you to say anything, they want you to take action.
Young Juan
Senior Don Juan
Most often, "I want you to start out on top"
2crudedudes
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tie her up and tell her "I'm gonna make a coat with your skin"
Here's a checklist of things to ask a girl before sex:
1. You're 18, right? (The correct answer is YES)
2. When was the last time you washed your genitalia? (you may want to take this opportunity to ask about her rear end as well if you plan on using it)
3. Any burning sensation when you pee? (do you really need this explained)
4. Would you mind taking your panties off so I can make sure you don't have gooey bumps on your wee wee? (if she refuses then you're not getting any, period)
5. Are you trying to get pregnant? (The correct answer is NO)
(optional) 6. How long until your husband/boyfriend gets home? (anything less than 1hr can be viewed as an excuse to skip foreplay)
If you didn't sense my very subtle sarcasm then you should probably not be trying to mate.
There. Now go have sex and stop thinking so much
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1. You're 18, right? (The correct answer is YES)
2. When was the last time you washed your genitalia? (you may want to take this opportunity to ask about her rear end as well if you plan on using it)
3. Any burning sensation when you pee? (do you really need this explained)
4. Would you mind taking your panties off so I can make sure you don't have gooey bumps on your wee wee? (if she refuses then you're not getting any, period)
5. Are you trying to get pregnant? (The correct answer is NO)
(optional) 6. How long until your husband/boyfriend gets home? (anything less than 1hr can be viewed as an excuse to skip foreplay)
If you didn't sense my very subtle sarcasm then you should probably not be trying to mate.
There. Now go have sex and stop thinking so much
.SandHawk
Master Don Juan
Just because I act like a rapist doesn't mean I am one!
