what DJ say to her before having sex?

[donjuanvn]

What U Say Before F.u.c.k.i.n.g Her?

 

[donjuanvn]

Hey **** you guys, no replies, u r so selffish!

 

[DonJuan_DeRosco]

You waited what...20mins? You think people here don't have lives? Not a good way to integrate yourself to the site laddie.

In response to your question, Less talk more action!

 

[donjuanvn]

thanks for replying, DeRosco

 

[iliketennis]

prepare to be disappointed!!

 

[DJ Miquelo]

take off your clothes

 

[P_Dawg_Jalapeno]

prepare to be disappointed!!

LMAO!

The last time I had sex with a random carrot colored bar slut I said "I am now going to insert my penile organ into you vagina."

 

[Bible_Belt]

What U Say Before F.u.c.k.i.n.g Her?

"You're gonna need a towel."

 

[yuppaz]

"Open Wide"

 

[rushing dude 123]

THIS DANCE
with a "ITS HAMMER TIME!!!!!!!!!"

SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST, FIELD TESTED.

 

[horaholic]

You dont plan anything to say, dude. Plain and simple.

 

[Donnie Darko]

Grab and take.

Just grab her and take her.

Women don't want you to say anything, they want you to take action.

 

[Jblitz59]

"I AM GONNA RAPE YOU"

jk

 

[Young Juan]

Most often, "I want you to start out on top"

 

[donjuanvn]

"I AM GONNA RAPE YOU"

jk

I like it, any more ideas

 

[donjuanvn]

take off your clothes

it seems like in a porn movie lol

 

[2crudedudes]

tie her up and tell her "I'm gonna make a coat with your skin"

 

[Crow]

Get ready for the best ten seconds of your life!

 

[mikeyb]

Here's a checklist of things to ask a girl before sex:

1. You're 18, right? (The correct answer is YES)
2. When was the last time you washed your genitalia? (you may want to take this opportunity to ask about her rear end as well if you plan on using it)
3. Any burning sensation when you pee? (do you really need this explained)
4. Would you mind taking your panties off so I can make sure you don't have gooey bumps on your wee wee? (if she refuses then you're not getting any, period)
5. Are you trying to get pregnant? (The correct answer is NO)
(optional) 6. How long until your husband/boyfriend gets home? (anything less than 1hr can be viewed as an excuse to skip foreplay)

If you didn't sense my very subtle sarcasm then you should probably not be trying to mate.

There. Now go have sex and stop thinking so much .

 

[SandHawk]

Just because I act like a rapist doesn't mean I am one!