What da fvck..Old 50 yr old haggardly-lookin ***** just sent me an email professing

[Atom Smasher]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r212/deweyburke/IMAG0158.jpg

Ok that's me, think I'm like in the 4-6 range....I get hit on by a lot of big girls man.

Do you really shoot fire out of your pee pee (learned that from the library cop) or is that huge spark photoshopped?

 

[disgustipated]

Crack in the mirror. Classy eh? Wish I was humblebragging, fact is I've struggled with a skin condition since my late teens. When its not acting up, I'd give myself a 6 or low 7. When its bad, its super oily and looks like I havent showered even after I do. Something I've come to terms with, its life. The things I can control, I try to improve...like body and dressing, which I need to improve upon a lot more. It's a struggle, but a fun one. Thanks Scaramouche for.the kind words, I respect your opinion.

 

[Buddha_Mind]

Crack in the mirror. Classy eh? Wish I was humblebragging, fact is I've struggled with a skin condition since my late teens. When its not acting up, I'd give myself a 6 or low 7. When its bad, its super oily and looks like I havent showered even after I do. Something I've come to terms with, its life. The things I can control, I try to improve...like body and dressing, which I need to improve upon a lot more. It's a struggle, but a fun one. Thanks Scaramouche for.the kind words, I respect your opinion.

Dude, google 'tea tree oil' -- go pick some of this up. Dab a small amount on a kleenex or toilet paper or a cotton ball, whatever, and use this on the oil...I swear to you this tea tree stuff is magic in terms of clearing up the skin (acne) but also can dry out the skin.....just something to consider! This stuff I *swear by* these days after years of acne medications and all that stuff (I know your issue here is oil production, but there is a relationship).

Just had to share this information with you.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Yesterday afternoon, doorbell rings (I'm on the phone), and it's the postman, delivering me a postcard/letter with delivery confirmation (I have to Sign this thing 2x), I can see the postage cost $6. Open it up, and lo in fvckin be-hoe, it's from this old hag in the op, She's "bearing her soul" to me, how she would take care of me for the rest of my life, that she had been waiting on me for months to return to where I'd first met her, but now no longer is hanging out there but this new place. She encloses her number, her address with apt #, that if I don't respond to this message, then she'll know that I'm not interested. But she said that in the email she'd sent me in the op as well months ago. This one is really kinda spooking me a little. I mean, I didn't even know she'd had my address to send me this postcard (picture of a dark mythical (haunted-like) forest with light coming through trees). I'm beginning to think that she's watching my house, watching me come and go. Should I call the cops?

 

[Crissco]

Yesterday afternoon, doorbell rings (I'm on the phone), and it's the postman, delivering me a postcard/letter with delivery confirmation (I have to Sign this thing 2x), I can see the postage cost $6. Open it up, and lo in fvckin be-hoe, it's from this old hag in the op, She's "bearing her soul" to me, how she would take care of me for the rest of my life, that she had been waiting on me for months to return to where I'd first met her, but now no longer is hanging out there but this new place. She encloses her number, her address with apt #, that if I don't respond to this message, then she'll know that I'm not interested. But she said that in the email she'd sent me in the op as well months ago. This one is really kinda spooking me a little. I mean, I didn't even know she'd had my address to send me this postcard (picture of a dark mythical (haunted-like) forest with light coming through trees). I'm beginning to think that she's watching my house, watching me come and go. Should I call the cops?

That would freak me the fu*k out.

 

[d!ckmojo]

DON'T ignore her man! Too dangerous. Straight up tell her that she's not your type and you don't think you're her type.

Tell her to go after someone who looks more like one of these guys: http://www.goodtimecharlieblog.com/...AAAAAAAA3k/MJPW00gyVYg/s1600-h/Fat+Bikers.jpg

That should give her a hint what you think about her.

 

[MatureDJ]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r212/deweyburke/IMAG0158.jpg

Ok that's me, think I'm like in the 4-6 range....I get hit on by a lot of big girls man.

I can't determine your height, but you seem to much higher than 4-6, although I suppose if you are non-college educated, unemployed & poor, you would be down in that range.

 

[zekko]

Tell her to go after someone who looks more like one of these guys: http://www.goodtimecharlieblog.com/...AAAAAAAA3k/MJPW00gyVYg/s1600-h/Fat+Bikers.jpg

Hey man, those look like a bunch of bad boys there. So they're probably cleaning up with the ladies. Most likely they're out of her league too.

 

[Dominance]

Someone told me once when I had this happen "if she is attracted to you, then other women probably are and you just don't know it".

It's just that these ones are more desperate so are obvious about it when others aren't.