Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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What counts at excessive masturbation?

deathrock

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I'm just wondering cause i think i might be doing it, because of the consequences i saw online are happening to me. So wat's excessive, and what's normal?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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shagnscoob

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for the true "don juan" any masturbation is excessive ;)
 

shaunuk

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lol, I think shags is joking, but anyways...

What consequences? Hairy palms? ;)

How much are you masturbating?

-shaun
 

donjuanjovi

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Did you go blind? :eek:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Mjazz

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if your lifting heavy, then once every 2-3 days is enough, if not then no more than once every other day or day
 

Poonani Maker

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Once a week and only when you've gathered attraction, feelings from other women in inbetween times, then when you masterbate it's like you're really ****ing because you know this or that woman (memory filed in your brain) Really wants to **** you and has probably thought about or talked about ****ing you at night before she goes to bed. Knowing that any given woman wants to **** me makes it to where I know the reason why she wants to **** me (because if I was a woman I'd wanta **** me too - I know who I am, that I'm that good, something that she'd definately want to touch but knows she shouldn't like forbidden fruit); therefore, I don't have to ejaculate, I can just make the motions of giving her my love or sex and "get off" mentally on knowing that a woman would want to have me on top of her doing anything to her (eating her ***** whatnot). I think that all women who cross my path can know instinctively either (immediately or eventually) that I could eat her up quite nicely, but there's a price to be paid for the services of my mouth in gold (then her validation, suplication etc begins; if she ****s up, she's gone).
 

mintxx

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^^ the word we have for this guy down under is 'up yourself' :eek:
 
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