"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What counts at excessive masturbation?

deathrock

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I'm just wondering cause i think i might be doing it, because of the consequences i saw online are happening to me. So wat's excessive, and what's normal?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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shagnscoob

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for the true "don juan" any masturbation is excessive ;)
 

shaunuk

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lol, I think shags is joking, but anyways...

What consequences? Hairy palms? ;)

How much are you masturbating?

-shaun
 

donjuanjovi

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Did you go blind? :eek:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Mjazz

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if your lifting heavy, then once every 2-3 days is enough, if not then no more than once every other day or day
 

Poonani Maker

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Once a week and only when you've gathered attraction, feelings from other women in inbetween times, then when you masterbate it's like you're really ****ing because you know this or that woman (memory filed in your brain) Really wants to **** you and has probably thought about or talked about ****ing you at night before she goes to bed. Knowing that any given woman wants to **** me makes it to where I know the reason why she wants to **** me (because if I was a woman I'd wanta **** me too - I know who I am, that I'm that good, something that she'd definately want to touch but knows she shouldn't like forbidden fruit); therefore, I don't have to ejaculate, I can just make the motions of giving her my love or sex and "get off" mentally on knowing that a woman would want to have me on top of her doing anything to her (eating her ***** whatnot). I think that all women who cross my path can know instinctively either (immediately or eventually) that I could eat her up quite nicely, but there's a price to be paid for the services of my mouth in gold (then her validation, suplication etc begins; if she ****s up, she's gone).
 

mintxx

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^^ the word we have for this guy down under is 'up yourself' :eek:
 
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