"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What cereal do you eat?

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Do you think cereal should be in our daily diet?
Yes, No, why?

And what cereal do you recomend?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Preferably something with a low glycemic index. That would include your whole grain cereals but of course their index is lower you drop the sweetners (both sugar and raisins). The best are fall into the categories of oatmeal, bran cereals, and muesli.
 

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Assuming I don't need to go grocery shopping: plain rolled oats, some plain muesli (check the fat and sugar content first), cold soy milk, half an apple, half an orange, two glasses of water. Oh yeah and I chop the banana up with the cereal.
 

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Nutri Grain!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Rata Blanca said:
Do you think cereal should be in our daily diet?
Yes, No, why?

And what cereal do you recomend?
Cookie Crisp all the way, baby. Because the way I see it, what the hell is the point of being healthy and living longer if you have to give up the things you enjoy in order to do so?

"I might die at 50, but damnit I'll have lived every day until then....."
 

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None, most cereal today (at least in europe) is just filled with sugar and carbohydrates from corn.
 

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Rice krispies + 3 weetabix.
 

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[S]alvatore said:
So to you living means eating the cereal you want?
He was making a point hardass. Jesus-thefvckbastard-Christ, don't take sh!t so literal.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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KarmaSutra said:
He was making a point hardass. Jesus-thefvckbastard-Christ, don't take sh!t so literal.
You completely missed what he meant.
 

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I skip the cereal. On the off chance that I eat breakfast (yes, I know, I really should, I need to work on that) I generally take about 6 egg whites, one whole egg, a couple pieces of toast with some peanut butter, a protein shake and then take a bottle of gatorade for my early morning drink. I sip the gatorade, so as not to have the "overkill" effect on my stomach, and to prevent it from slowing down my digestions.
 

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I gave up on cereals about a year ago. I eat oatmeal 5 days a week, and turkey bacon and eggs on the weekend.
 

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Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Reese's Puffs are some of my favorites. The gf likes Froot Loops. But, make sure you don't get the name brand stuff, like Kelloggs, which usually runs you about $2 extra. I get the big bags that look like dog food.

If I'm not eating cereal, I eat pork bacon and butter drenched eggs. Then I fry up hash browns in the grease. I run 2 miles 3 times a week. Fukk healthy eating.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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you know what i like. i like those oreo cereal things. oreo o's i think it was called.
 

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If I'm not eating cereal, I eat pork bacon and butter drenched eggs. Then I fry up hash browns in the grease. I run 2 miles 3 times a week. Fukk healthy eating.
I know this is absolutely insane, but I know an old Norweigian dude who basically did the same thing. He eats bacon daily, but he's skinny as hell because he works in construction. Oh yeah, he's a drunk too.

I haven't seen him in a while thought. Maybe he cacked.
 

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I'm glad some people got what I was saying. :D

I suppose it was my slightly tounge in cheek way of saying that I'll do plenty of things that I enjoy even if it's unhealthy because I don't really care about living to be 90 if I'm not doing things I love all the way to that age. And yes, eating whatever cereal I want is part of that, even if it's just a small part.
 

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Shredded Wheat.

Not the frosted ****, either. 100% whole grain shredded wheat.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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I use to think shredded wheat was one of the best but since it's highly processed it ranks as a medium on the glycemic scale giving your insulin production a jolt. It's definitely better than any of the frosted cerials but it won't help you loose weight like others that don't boost your blood glucose level.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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