"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What Back to the Future II got right about 2015

Stagger Lee

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http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/wonder/what-back-to-the-future-ii-got-right-about-2015/vi-BBhsbd4 I really like the Back to the Future movie triology. BTTF II is arguably the most interesting with them going 30 years into the future (2015), back to a dystopian, alternative present (1985) and then back to 1955 to correct the alternative 1985. The real 2015 looks a lot like the movie's alternate 1985 looked. Maybe we need a time machine to go back to 1955 to fix the course of events lol.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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man, we stil don't have the flying cars and skateboards yet though, well I think they have invented a hoverboard but it still being tested
 

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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so happy to see the hover board has been invented, that was my favorite part of BTTF 2. That and the part where doc pours all the garbage into the back of his car.
 

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Thanks for posting this. I'm going to watch the movie.
 
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