"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What Back to the Future II got right about 2015

Stagger Lee

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http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/wonder/what-back-to-the-future-ii-got-right-about-2015/vi-BBhsbd4 I really like the Back to the Future movie triology. BTTF II is arguably the most interesting with them going 30 years into the future (2015), back to a dystopian, alternative present (1985) and then back to 1955 to correct the alternative 1985. The real 2015 looks a lot like the movie's alternate 1985 looked. Maybe we need a time machine to go back to 1955 to fix the course of events lol.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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man, we stil don't have the flying cars and skateboards yet though, well I think they have invented a hoverboard but it still being tested
 

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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so happy to see the hover board has been invented, that was my favorite part of BTTF 2. That and the part where doc pours all the garbage into the back of his car.
 

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Thanks for posting this. I'm going to watch the movie.
 
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