moto said:
any examples of stories or games randall?
hmmm well since the topic of magic tricks came up I will tell you the only magic trick I do (don't worry its not really magic).
This whole routine is a two-parter, meaning I can take it in different directions depending on her mood. Its based on a deep philosophical theory I have came up with during my short time here on life

...So since its really something I have thought about a lot it comes off as real genuine... simply cause it is.
::::Makes you Happy::::
-Magic Trick Variation-
Randallpink83: hey want me to show you a magic trick?
HB: Yeah!
Randallpink83: ok, first tell me two things that make you happy.... like this has to be very serious. What makes you TRULY happy. take your time if you must.
HB: umm first lying in sand and second cuddling with someone i care about
Randallpink83: Fvck thats not going to work....
HB: hahaha (they always laugh at that)
Randallpink83: hehe.. just kidding
Randallpink83: actually no magic trick here, but now you at least know a few things that make you happy... oh and it just so happens i have a sandy bed.
HB: hahaha
Its funny because even though I will never do a magic trick and I think its cheesy. The girl always gets excited when you ask if they want to see a magic trick.
but 9 times out of 10 she is going to give you two nonsense answers. Like the last girl I asked she answered without even thinking "Tom Cruise and candy"
So thats when I will give them that magic trick version, cause they aren't really naming things that make them happy haha. So I will make them laugh and then always say I have one of the two things at my house... "I have a sandy bed (glorious eh?)" or "I have a box of candy under my bed".
-Two Types of People Variation-
this one is if the girl is actually intelligent and not on a emotional high being out in the nightlife with her friends. I've only used it twice.
I can start off asking if they want to see a trick like before and then move into it or just start off like this...
Randallpink83: Hey I have this theory I came up with the other day. I want to see if I'm right or not... Tell me two things that make you happy. Like this is serious, two things that make you TRULY happy... Deep happiness, not like eating strawberries or getting a massage happiness, but deep core happiness. Take your time if you want.
HER: blah blah blah two things (note if people make her happy or if she makes herself happy)
Randallpink83: Ok nice! See my theory is that for most people in the world, "Other" people is what makes them happy. People are necessary to your joy. Most people need to be accepted and loved and respected by other humans to feel happiness
....If she disagrees then tell her your theory... (my theory is basically that, Other people are necessary to joy... Don't make me get deep into the philosophy, I can write a lot about it)
(but here is the whole point of this variation is what follows)
Randallpink83: But there is a small percentage of people who don't need others to be truly happy. They can find the happiness from them selfs, but this is very rare. I want to find more people who rely less on others but just can enjoy and be so comfortable with themselves that they can truly be happy by just being them selfs..
.....She will try and qualify at this point..........She will probably believe she is that rare percentage.
I have a few other routines like this... But like I said they are all things that are in sync with my style and beliefs and are very interesting to me.
But stories once again are probably more important for me. I got some good ones haha.