"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What are you doing this weekend?

What are you doing this weekend?

  • Sitting Home Alone (Because I have no friends)

    Votes: 7 25.0%

  • Going out Alone!

    Votes: 1 3.6%

  • Going out with Friends

    Votes: 11 39.3%

  • Going out with HB(s)

    Votes: 9 32.1%
  • Total voters
    28
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TheLoner

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I am in Chicago and live downtown in a nice Condo. I am throwing a party and inviting everyone on here to attend (please bring some HBs if possible). I have invited my entire soccer team to attend(no one responded). I fear that no one will show up to my party.

There will be free booze and gourmet food available, privmsg me for details.
I am also considering giving away a free Nintendo Wii to the winner of the draw.

So, what is everyone's plan for this weekend?

Are you:

1) Sitting at home alone

2) Going out with friends

3) Going out with HB(s)

4) Going out alone
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I got 5 midterms swarming towards me the next two weeks; I'll probably go out to the nearest bar but grades come first!
 
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TheLoner said:
I am in Chicago and live downtown in a nice Condo. I am throwing a party and inviting everyone on here to attend (please bring some HBs if possible). I have invited my entire soccer team to attend(no one responded). I fear that no one will show up to my party.

There will be free booze and gourmet food available, privmsg me for details.
I am also considering giving away a free Nintendo Wii to the winner of the draw.

So, what is everyone's plan for this weekend?

Are you:

1) Sitting at home alone

2) Going out with friends

3) Going out with HB(s)

4) Going out alone
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I'm going to play soccer with my friends then out to bang as many HB11.5's as I can after I score the game winning goal.

(Ok. I'm a terrible liar. I'll be sitting at home alone.)
 
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i'm going to go to the gym and ask all the guys to "hang out" with me, then i'm going to ask a few strangers on the bus "to be my friends"....
i also have candies in the back of my black van and like to give them away to children during the weekend.... :whistle: :rolleyes:
 
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i shall Re - read the DJ bible, then run down the street completely naked except for a gorrilla mask. If I see any HB6-10, I will stop and fapfapfap In front of them so they can see I am attracted to them.

If I see any Warpigs (0 - 5) then I will fling poo at them.

If the police try to catch me they will have to send helicopters to the top of the highest building in town, since I will be up there beating my chest and pounding my meat at them.:box:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Who Dares Win

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The plan untill now is going to club with a friend tomorrow night, try to get some girl for the night or to go out again on saturday, but I guess that if I bang some decent girl of friday I wont feel the need to go out on sat.

Saturday no plan till now, I may ask some of the girls I know to go out but the flaking potential is too high to rely on them so there is the change of clubbing alone (unless I get some girl on friday).
 
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Plutoman

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ScottMustaine said:
I feel like he is a troll. Constantly pointing out how he has no friends.
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No way... That possibility never occurred to me! Trolls exist on this site? That's a ridiculous supposition, to be sure.

... Okay, I'll cut the sarcasm.

Regardless, the weekend is actually a legitimate question if you ignore the whole intro of 'having a party have no friends I'm lame'.

I'll be working hard, hopefully going on a hike with a girl I know, and otherwise sarging the heck out of the local place for bars/etc. Conference, homework, and other work though, so it's going to be hard to fit everything in.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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sageproduct- you are more than welcome to come.

Anyone who is in Chicago is invited and welcome to come.

You do not need to bring HB's, but if you want to, you are more than welcome to.
 
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YES I'M SO PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm coming to your party man!!!

WHO ELSE IS COMING?!?! ALL WEEKEND LONG SS DJ FEST IN CHICAGO

C'mon Ninja, Purefilth...TheLoner will pay for your airline tix and I'll cover your lodging ;) you know you want to!
Mike32ct take a break from dancing for once! Come out here, maybe you can teach us what you've learned! Woohoo!

I'll bring some Mondos and tell my mom to make pizza rolls!
 
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Let's see:

Friday - Going on a 4 to 5 mile run in a nearby state park with an ex-mil friend of mine. We're both putting in apps for the local PD's and will be doing the Physical Agility Test soon.

Friday Night - Getting drinks with a HB8 at my favorite pub. Girl was referred to me by aforementioned friend.

Saturday - Chest & Tri's at the gym, then run errands. Make a good lunch, one that takes time, like smoked salmon. Might take my dirtbike forks to the motorcycle shop to be re-valved.

Saturday Night - Take the ball-n-chain out, probably go-kart racing or to a movie I want to see.

Sunday - Family stuff / Prep for the workweek.

OP, I would go to your party just to see what you look like.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TheLoner

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Interesting Poll Results:

Approximately half of the people who voted are staying home alone because they have no friends or going out alone because they have no friends.

The other half of the people actually have friends.

So 50% of all people are loners like myself?
 
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TheLoner said:
Interesting Poll Results:

Approximately half of the people who voted are staying home alone because they have no friends or going out alone because they have no friends.

The other half of the people actually have friends.

So 50% of all people are loners like myself?
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I don't remember the last time I was out with a friend. I always roll solo. I don't even think about it anymore.
 
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TheLoner

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Mike32ct said:
I don't remember the last time I was out with a friend. I always roll solo. I don't even think about it anymore.
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Don't people think you are weird and ask you "who are you here with"

"Oh myself, I like to roll solo"

"Why is that"

"Because I am a Loner"

"Wow, that is so cool"

not
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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