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ya im sorry but that ass is nasty IMO. but if she gets you hard then that is all that matters.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Hah there's plenty of room between no curves and asses big enough to have its own gravity. This chick falls under the latter category. Do not want but would smash just for the novelty.PeasantPlayer said:I love my thick latina women, I am surprised on how many men don't like thick women. If a woman has no curves I am rarely attracted to them. But back on the chick, her face is average, body is banging though. I would give her a 7 off the strength of her body. If she didn't have the body she would be below average looking to me
Naw mayne, ole is from this thread from another message board that I frequent Thick Brazilian Arab http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/524105/thick-brazilianarab#latestGS750 said:Is this one of your plates Rex? Just curious.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I could care less who you indulge in coitus with Rex. Or whose face you cvm on. I was just asking.Maximus Rex said:Naw mayne, ole is from this thread from another message board that I frequent Thick Brazilian Arab http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/524105/thick-brazilianarab#latest
Dude, Rex could careless what y'all thought about one particular chick that he was indulging coitus with. However, (and hopefully I'll get a chance to do this,) I would like to get an opinion on who y'all thought was the hottest chick good ole Rex gave a sloppy facial to over the course of a year.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I am 90% sure it's a tranny.jimmy18 said:It's a tranny guys. Y'all got trolololololed
That makes her even hotter.jimmy18 said:It's a tranny guys. Y'all got trolololololed
Maximus Rex said:I have yet to eat a girl's ass, but hers would be a great place to start.
VikingKing said:I dont really believe in number systems in terms of rating women on there looks. I would certainly let her sit on my face, and then pound the fvck out of her until she has had so many orgasims until she cant walk.
A fat a$$ but in a healthy way. Sh!ts alright.
Chesus rex, you need to stop fappening at her.
Mauser96 said:Iwould give her an 8
skinnyguy said:This girl is my type. Yall know how I like Persian and Latina chicks. I wish I could eat her ass all night. She looks a little too thick in the bikini
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.