"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What Are Y'all Giving This Chick?

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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BetterCallSaul

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Not my type. These huge a$$es some men are going for these days are ridiculous. Her eyebrows are too thick and look like a man's.
 

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I love my thick latina women, I am surprised on how many men don't like thick women. If a woman has no curves I am rarely attracted to them. But back on the chick, her face is average, body is banging though. I would give her a 7 off the strength of her body. If she didn't have the body she would be below average looking to me
 

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I don't see where these 6.5's are coming from. That chick is bangin. I'd say she's a 9/10 on a good day
 

Bokanovsky

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I'd give her a 2. Looks like a tranny with an ass implant and elephant legs. Gross.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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JoeMarron

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PeasantPlayer said:
I love my thick latina women, I am surprised on how many men don't like thick women. If a woman has no curves I am rarely attracted to them. But back on the chick, her face is average, body is banging though. I would give her a 7 off the strength of her body. If she didn't have the body she would be below average looking to me
Hah there's plenty of room between no curves and asses big enough to have its own gravity. This chick falls under the latter category. Do not want but would smash just for the novelty.
 

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I can't believe only two posters, Thorninmyside and Bokanovsky, have pointed this out... But seriously...

Check for a penis.
 

GS750

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Is this one of your plates Rex? Just curious.
 

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I'm giving her a night of pure pounding the likes of which she's never seen before.

She's hot, 8/10. What can I say, I love "ethnic" women with big asses, my downfall in life.
 

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Just Was Curious As to What Y'all Would Give Her

GS750 said:
Is this one of your plates Rex? Just curious.
Naw mayne, ole is from this thread from another message board that I frequent Thick Brazilian Arab http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/524105/thick-brazilianarab#latest

Dude, Rex could careless what y'all thought about one particular chick that he was indulging coitus with. However, (and hopefully I'll get a chance to do this,) I would like to get an opinion on who y'all thought was the hottest chick good ole Rex gave a sloppy facial to over the course of a year.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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dude shes a 10 to me, that body is ****ing amazing. Youre gnna have some mad sex not gnna lie. and chek those tits out man ahahah youre balling. compared to most other gils nowadays which are flat chested or moonraker tits
 

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Maximus Rex said:
Naw mayne, ole is from this thread from another message board that I frequent Thick Brazilian Arab http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/524105/thick-brazilianarab#latest

Dude, Rex could careless what y'all thought about one particular chick that he was indulging coitus with. However, (and hopefully I'll get a chance to do this,) I would like to get an opinion on who y'all thought was the hottest chick good ole Rex gave a sloppy facial to over the course of a year.
I could care less who you indulge in coitus with Rex. Or whose face you cvm on. I was just asking.
 

asa_don

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looks like something is growing out of her ass, some of you have terrible taste in women plus a fvcked up rating scale. 4 at best, looks like a fake kardashian wanna be.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Heisenberg

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It's a tranny guys. Y'all got trolololololed
I am 90% sure it's a tranny.

OP was probably trying to pull a joke where he got everyone to say that girl is so hot, then he'd say, "LOL she's a tranny you guys are ghey"

But now it just looks like OP likes trannies :\
 

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I hope you're hitting that Rex. Funny how so many black guys are obsessed with her. She must have had so much bbc in her by now.
 

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Maximus Rex said:
I have yet to eat a girl's ass, but hers would be a great place to start.
VikingKing said:
I dont really believe in number systems in terms of rating women on there looks. I would certainly let her sit on my face, and then pound the fvck out of her until she has had so many orgasims until she cant walk.

A fat a$$ but in a healthy way. Sh!ts alright.

Chesus rex, you need to stop fappening at her.

Mauser96 said:
Iwould give her an 8

skinnyguy said:
This girl is my type. Yall know how I like Persian and Latina chicks. I wish I could eat her ass all night. She looks a little too thick in the bikini

Can't believe guys would even touch that. do you guys like a tranny? I think vikingking is looking a little too much. :crackup:
 

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why does it say BETA at the end of the allhiphop website title thingy?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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