"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What Are Y'all Giving This Chick? Pt. II

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TheMonkeyKing said:
Total narcissist tho.
Agreed. It's obvious that ole girl has LSE, (not that I looked all that hard,) but there are no pictures of her in regular clothes. The closest were of her at the UFC fight and the one of her in sweats and a sports bra, throwin' up the piece sign.

Dgwizdal said:
..and t!ts are fake.
Between_The_Lines said:
Solid 9. T1t job is superfluous.
pyros said:
HB8.8 for me. I do not give her a 10 cause she has fake boobs,
How do you know ole girl had a rack job? Muthaf*ckas need to stop hatin'.

pyros said:
is a bit too old,
Too old? Ole girl is obviously in her mid 20's, unless of course you only f*ck with teenagers.

Bokanovsky said:
This is a marked improvement compared to the fat-ass ho you posted last time :up:
That chick was far from fat, bruh.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Maximus Rex said:
How do you know ole girl had a rack job? Muthaf*ckas need to stop hatin'.
I'm a pro. My wrap sheet is full of tig ole bitties - natural and fake.

No sag, perfectly round, bulgy, and too defined at the top as if she was wearing a pushup bra all the time.


No hate - just a matter of personal preference.
 

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GS750 said:
Anyone notice all the orbiters she's got posting comments? Hilarious. One guy wrote "you are literally perfect".

I hate faggots like that! lol



And yeah, that's a tit job and a half she's sportin there.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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She's pretty, but like others have mentioned, a total narcissist and seems pretty high maintenance. Every 3 third photo is of herself.

I would never ever date that chick, bang only.
 

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I'd give her a solid 8, maybe a little higher.

I don't think I've ever seen a thread like this which has not resulted in some guys saying something like "Nah, she's just a 5", or "Where I live, this girl is barely a 4". But no one here has rated her less than an 8! That is amazing! That may make this chick the hottest girl on the planet, by committee!
 

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Take off the make up and then I'll give her an honest rating
 

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Yes, and the fact that she is an Instagram wh0re who thinks she is God's gift to men makes her less attractive to me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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She's a 9 on my scale, but I really dislike the "I'm God's gift to men" vibe.
 

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skinnyguy said:
Yes, and the fact that she is an Instagram wh0re who thinks she is God's gift to men makes her less attractive to me.
I have to agree with that.
 
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