"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What Are Y'all Giving This Chick? Pt. II

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TheMonkeyKing said:
Total narcissist tho.
Agreed. It's obvious that ole girl has LSE, (not that I looked all that hard,) but there are no pictures of her in regular clothes. The closest were of her at the UFC fight and the one of her in sweats and a sports bra, throwin' up the piece sign.

Dgwizdal said:
..and t!ts are fake.
Between_The_Lines said:
Solid 9. T1t job is superfluous.
pyros said:
HB8.8 for me. I do not give her a 10 cause she has fake boobs,
How do you know ole girl had a rack job? Muthaf*ckas need to stop hatin'.

pyros said:
is a bit too old,
Too old? Ole girl is obviously in her mid 20's, unless of course you only f*ck with teenagers.

Bokanovsky said:
This is a marked improvement compared to the fat-ass ho you posted last time :up:
That chick was far from fat, bruh.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Maximus Rex said:
How do you know ole girl had a rack job? Muthaf*ckas need to stop hatin'.
I'm a pro. My wrap sheet is full of tig ole bitties - natural and fake.

No sag, perfectly round, bulgy, and too defined at the top as if she was wearing a pushup bra all the time.


No hate - just a matter of personal preference.
 

VladPatton

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GS750 said:
Anyone notice all the orbiters she's got posting comments? Hilarious. One guy wrote "you are literally perfect".

I hate faggots like that! lol



And yeah, that's a tit job and a half she's sportin there.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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expos

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She's pretty, but like others have mentioned, a total narcissist and seems pretty high maintenance. Every 3 third photo is of herself.

I would never ever date that chick, bang only.
 

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I'd give her a solid 8, maybe a little higher.

I don't think I've ever seen a thread like this which has not resulted in some guys saying something like "Nah, she's just a 5", or "Where I live, this girl is barely a 4". But no one here has rated her less than an 8! That is amazing! That may make this chick the hottest girl on the planet, by committee!
 

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Take off the make up and then I'll give her an honest rating
 

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Yes, and the fact that she is an Instagram wh0re who thinks she is God's gift to men makes her less attractive to me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Masculinity

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She's a 9 on my scale, but I really dislike the "I'm God's gift to men" vibe.
 

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skinnyguy said:
Yes, and the fact that she is an Instagram wh0re who thinks she is God's gift to men makes her less attractive to me.
I have to agree with that.
 
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