"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What are the rules on JR. high chicks

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IAN says:
hey bebe
and its only the beginning says:
hey how are ya
IAN says:
thats a hot pic
and its only the beginning says:
lol thanks
and its only the beginning says:
me and my girl sa ie
and its only the beginning says:
lol
IAN says:
i meant the other one. change it
and its only the beginning says:
oh lol
and its only the beginning says:
i like that one
IAN says:
its alright. what have you been up to
and its only the beginning says:
nothin just hangin out
IAN says:
have you been a good girl so far this summer?
and its only the beginning says:
yeah so far lol but as my screen name says its only the beginning
IAN says:
is that what it means
and its only the beginning says:
yeah
IAN says:
ya no worries. you stilll have hella time to be bad
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yeah man and its gonna be great
IAN says:
its gonna be great huh? how do you know already
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cuz su er is always crazy and fun
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when u are me
IAN says:
i feel ya on that one
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lol
IAN says:
ive been kinda dissapointed in girls performance though lately
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oh really why
IAN says:
it seems like i havent had a good kiss in ages
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lol same with me
IAN says:
really? see you know how i feel. im starting to wonder if there is a girl out there cut out to give me good sexy hott kiss
and its only the beginning says:
hh i think i know one
IAN says:
who?
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me lol
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IAN says:
really?
IAN says:
are you sure youre the one?
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lol yeah
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well i dunno see i am just 14 and u are 16? and maybe u would think of it as weak
IAN says:
until im 18 youre all fair game
and its only the beginning says:
oh yeah that is true
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well then i guess we will have to try it out sometim
IAN says:
ill be up there from time to time so youll get your chances
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lol k
IAN says:
are you sure you can live up to my high expectations?
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i gues we will see
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well i have to go so ill ttyl
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luv ya bye
IAN says:
later
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

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Girls can talk the talk, but hardly any of them can walk the walk. Good luck getting her to live up to that.


Good job though. You're a pretty smooth talker. Let us know how it all works out :D
 

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Ugh I hate chat logs. If you're gonna post crap like this at least make it readable
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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shes still a girl....the rules are the same on all women. actually im not quite sure, ive never messed around seriously with a 14 year old. When i was 14 years old i was just starting puberty i didnt really give much of a damn about girls then.
 

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thats ****ing annoying, make it easier to read
 

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Originally posted by Interpol
The rules are don't date them unless you're in Jr. high.
that seems to be a good rule
 

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take it slower if youre going to farther than making out/ they tend to worry about being a Jr high 'hoe'
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Interpol
The rules are don't date them unless you're in Jr. high.
Agreed. Closed.
 
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