"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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What are the rules on JR. high chicks

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Ian Gots Game

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IAN says:
hey bebe
and its only the beginning says:
hey how are ya
IAN says:
thats a hot pic
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lol thanks
and its only the beginning says:
me and my girl sa ie
and its only the beginning says:
lol
IAN says:
i meant the other one. change it
and its only the beginning says:
oh lol
and its only the beginning says:
i like that one
IAN says:
its alright. what have you been up to
and its only the beginning says:
nothin just hangin out
IAN says:
have you been a good girl so far this summer?
and its only the beginning says:
yeah so far lol but as my screen name says its only the beginning
IAN says:
is that what it means
and its only the beginning says:
yeah
IAN says:
ya no worries. you stilll have hella time to be bad
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yeah man and its gonna be great
IAN says:
its gonna be great huh? how do you know already
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cuz su er is always crazy and fun
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when u are me
IAN says:
i feel ya on that one
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lol
IAN says:
ive been kinda dissapointed in girls performance though lately
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oh really why
IAN says:
it seems like i havent had a good kiss in ages
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lol same with me
IAN says:
really? see you know how i feel. im starting to wonder if there is a girl out there cut out to give me good sexy hott kiss
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hh i think i know one
IAN says:
who?
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me lol
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IAN says:
really?
IAN says:
are you sure youre the one?
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lol yeah
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well i dunno see i am just 14 and u are 16? and maybe u would think of it as weak
IAN says:
until im 18 youre all fair game
and its only the beginning says:
oh yeah that is true
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well then i guess we will have to try it out sometim
IAN says:
ill be up there from time to time so youll get your chances
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lol k
IAN says:
are you sure you can live up to my high expectations?
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i gues we will see
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well i have to go so ill ttyl
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luv ya bye
IAN says:
later
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girls can talk the talk, but hardly any of them can walk the walk. Good luck getting her to live up to that.


Good job though. You're a pretty smooth talker. Let us know how it all works out :D
 

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Ugh I hate chat logs. If you're gonna post crap like this at least make it readable
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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shes still a girl....the rules are the same on all women. actually im not quite sure, ive never messed around seriously with a 14 year old. When i was 14 years old i was just starting puberty i didnt really give much of a damn about girls then.
 

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thats ****ing annoying, make it easier to read
 

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Originally posted by Interpol
The rules are don't date them unless you're in Jr. high.
that seems to be a good rule
 

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take it slower if youre going to farther than making out/ they tend to worry about being a Jr high 'hoe'
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Interpol
The rules are don't date them unless you're in Jr. high.
Agreed. Closed.
 
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