MatureDJ
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
What are the pros/cons of maintaining a walker?
- Thread starter amaterasu
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MatureDJ
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The gals in the Red Light District in Amsterdam - well, at least the white ones - are extraordinarily clean. No funny smells at all!
In Singapore its required by law that every working girl needs to go for a medical test every 2 weeks. They get special work permits that's tied to their cleanliness.The gals in the Red Light District in Amsterdam - well, at least the white ones - are extraordinarily clean. No funny smells at all!
If she caught some disease, she's deported the next day and not allowed back in even as a tourist.
mrgoodstuff
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The whole "sugar" thing is saying your not sexually attractive enough to have her.
amaterasu
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Understood!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Bible_Belt
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Me either. But if I went to Russia and Vlad hooked me up with a half dozen or so of Moscow's finest working girls, I would totally let them all pee on me at once. I mean, who wouldn't go for that?
MatureDJ
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кто? меня нет.