What Am I, the Fvcking Elephant Man?

[CanuckinSK]

So I walked to the corner store last night, to get a little exercise instead of driving. It's dark out, and these two chicks (probably mid-late 20's) across the street yelled over to me asking if I had a light. I said 'sorry, I don't smoke' (which is true).

So they walk past, and about a block later, one of them yells back to me 'Hey you, what happened to your face?' There was no one else on the street, so she was definately directing it towards me. I had no response, I just thought WTF? Am I that fvcking ugly??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/RichFLD120/redneck_pics_wheeloffortune.jpg

 

[ThunderMaverick]

You look fine. *shrugs*

They were probably just being *******s.

 

[KontrollerX]

What Maverick said.

Unless you were particularly tired and dishevelled that night.

 

[STR8UP]

you Canadians.....

 

[Metro3pilot]

I remember reading a tip somewhere that said carry a lighter with you at all times even if you don't smoke, in case a girl asks you for a light ...then you can put the mack down ! ! !

I would not lose any sleep over it ... they sound like imature biatches who like to recite lines from movies ......


:kick:

 

[Mr.Positive]

Canuck...you look like a normal fellow to me...your looks are fine.

I wouldn't let this get to you. Drunk people say stupid things. Don't let other people's insecurities get to you.

 

[LovelyLady]

These women liked you.

 

[squirrels]

You sure they were talking to you?

You weren't making any faces, were you? I have to be careful sometimes...some of my facial expressions look goofier than I think they do.

 

[Rudra]

Film quote from Vanilla Sky... bathroom scene... forget about it)

 

[ThunderMaverick]

"fix Your Fu<king Face!"


Hahahahaha

 

[decades]

nahh you're fine. you just need a bit more validation than the average bloke.

 

[ducaro]

you should have retorted: can't help it, my face reflects people around me

anyways, she obviously had a 'passing thing' for you and hence teasing you

 

[LegendaryGame]

wow ducaro, thats a good ass come back:rock:

 

[mintxx]

woulda screamed back 'what happened to your tits, B!TCH!'. i like it. it's punchy