Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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What Am I, the Fvcking Elephant Man?

CanuckinSK

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So I walked to the corner store last night, to get a little exercise instead of driving. It's dark out, and these two chicks (probably mid-late 20's) across the street yelled over to me asking if I had a light. I said 'sorry, I don't smoke' (which is true).

So they walk past, and about a block later, one of them yells back to me 'Hey you, what happened to your face?' There was no one else on the street, so she was definately directing it towards me. I had no response, I just thought WTF? Am I that fvcking ugly??

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KontrollerX

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What Maverick said.

Unless you were particularly tired and dishevelled that night.
 

STR8UP

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you Canadians.....
 

Metro3pilot

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I remember reading a tip somewhere that said carry a lighter with you at all times even if you don't smoke, in case a girl asks you for a light ...then you can put the mack down ! ! !

I would not lose any sleep over it ... they sound like imature biatches who like to recite lines from movies ......


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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Mr.Positive

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Canuck...you look like a normal fellow to me...your looks are fine.

I wouldn't let this get to you. Drunk people say stupid things. Don't let other people's insecurities get to you.
 

squirrels

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You sure they were talking to you?

You weren't making any faces, were you? I have to be careful sometimes...some of my facial expressions look goofier than I think they do. :D
 

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Film quote from Vanilla Sky... bathroom scene... forget about it)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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decades

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nahh you're fine. you just need a bit more validation than the average bloke.
 

ducaro

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you should have retorted: can't help it, my face reflects people around me

anyways, she obviously had a 'passing thing' for you and hence teasing you
 

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woulda screamed back 'what happened to your tits, B!TCH!'. i like it. it's punchy
 
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