"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What a woman’s shoes tell you

SirBigBell

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Lets have a little light-hearted fun with these truths. A woman’s shoe can tell you what her mouth may not want to.

1. Im very sexually open, liberal and have tried out everything from backdoor to orgies. I can twerk for you.
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2. I know what I want in life, so i strategise and position myself to win and climb up
. I bought Monica Lewinsky’s book.
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3. I like nice things but don't have much of an education. I follow the Kardashians and hope to start my own Youtube channel soon. Follow me on Insta and OnlyFans.
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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zekko

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3. I like nice things but don't have much of an education. I follow the Kardashians and hope to start my own Youtube channel soon. Follow me on Insta and OnlyFans.
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I think you're being a little unfair with this one. This reminds of the girls who like to work on houses, do construction type stuff, or outdoorsy camping or hiking types. Fun but without being too masculine about it.
 

RangerMIke

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One thing I have learned is the more shoes a chick has the bigger pain in the @ss she will be. Seriously... here is a direct correlation.
 
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