"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What a woman’s shoes tell you

SirBigBell

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Lets have a little light-hearted fun with these truths. A woman’s shoe can tell you what her mouth may not want to.

1. Im very sexually open, liberal and have tried out everything from backdoor to orgies. I can twerk for you.
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2. I know what I want in life, so i strategise and position myself to win and climb up
. I bought Monica Lewinsky’s book.
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3. I like nice things but don't have much of an education. I follow the Kardashians and hope to start my own Youtube channel soon. Follow me on Insta and OnlyFans.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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zekko

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3. I like nice things but don't have much of an education. I follow the Kardashians and hope to start my own Youtube channel soon. Follow me on Insta and OnlyFans.
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I think you're being a little unfair with this one. This reminds of the girls who like to work on houses, do construction type stuff, or outdoorsy camping or hiking types. Fun but without being too masculine about it.
 

RangerMIke

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One thing I have learned is the more shoes a chick has the bigger pain in the @ss she will be. Seriously... here is a direct correlation.
 
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