"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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bobbob

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Originally posted by KarmaSutra
The last mistake you'll ever make is talking about my daughter.


Take this as a promise. IT'S THE LAST ONE.

You want to feel like a big boy? I'll tell you when and where and we'll handle our business.

Let me get this straight ... you send me a PM to apologize to me, then you make threats that you can't back up to me in this thread?

If you had ANY maturity at all you wouldn't be trying to put yourself in the situation above.

Whatever strange issues you have that led you to this site, despite being old and with a kid already ... that's your problem. Don't take that sh1t out on me man. All I did was post a benign comment in your cigar thread and you've held a grudge ever since then. Dude you're like 40, what are you doing on this site in the first place, trying to start internet beefs.

Good luck with life man, really. Whatever problems you have, worrying about what I type in an internet discussion forum should be the least of your worries.

peace
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by bobbob
Let me get this straight ... you send me a PM to apologize to me, then you make threats that you can't back up to me in this thread?

If you had ANY maturity at all you wouldn't be trying to put yourself in the situation above.

Whatever strange issues you have that led you to this site, despite being old and with a kid already ... that's your problem. Don't take that sh1t out on me man. All I did was post a benign comment in your cigar thread and you've held a grudge ever since then. Dude you're like 40, what are you doing on this site in the first place, trying to start internet beefs.

Good luck with life man, really. Whatever problems you have, worrying about what I type in an internet discussion forum should be the least of your worries.

peace

The bigger man stepped up. 'nuff said.

And you can't read roman numerals?
 

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Originally posted by bobbob
Let me get this straight ... you send me a PM to apologize to me, then you make threats that you can't back up to me in this thread?
This is what I sent. The only thing I apologize for is hoping you die of cancer. Nothing else.

To wit:



Man to man.

This is not why I'm here.


Let's agree to disagree on our views. Stay out of my way and I'll do the same.


I was 15 the last time words moved me to physical confrontation. I'm a tad more mature than that now.

I apologize about the cancer comment. I 'm a big believer in karma and it's not right what I said.
 

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Wow, this is really important to you huh. Ok, you're a big man, kudos to you :rolleyes:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by bobbob

If you had ANY maturity at all you wouldn't be trying to put yourself in the situation above.
You talk about maturity and you want to have sex with a CHILD?

When you're in prison getting raped, because that's what they do to pedophiles in prioson, I wonder if you'll think it was all worth it.
 

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Tearsa: "Because we have to prove to other people that we're good and that we're capable, we tend to go out and develop our interests. So we're always challenging ourselves to learn something new, to try something different, to get involved in something. And that makes us more interesting, which makes us more complete and content to be alone. Whereas men think they're good enough, as is. They're perfectly fine going home, watching the game, having a beer. They don't feel the need to be out trying new things to make themselves more interesting and attractive."

This is the only comment I think is laughable. Most women I've met don't develop interests as much as guys. They are more content on watching tv and *****ing about stuff.
 

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Originally posted by Alicorn
You talk about maturity and you want to have sex with a CHILD?

When you're in prison getting raped, because that's what they do to pedophiles in prioson, I wonder if you'll think it was all worth it.

Umm, learn how to read. I'm waiting til she turns 18.
 

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Originally posted by bobbob
Umm, learn how to read. I'm waiting til she turns 18.

MotherFvcker

I asked politely to leave my daughter out of here. You telling someone else to learn to read is like Helen Keller telling someone to read the fine print.

And my daughter has class and poise. Shucks, that means you'll end up scraped off of her BRUNOMAGLI boots.

Pedophilic thumbd1ck.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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