"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by KarmaSutra
The last mistake you'll ever make is talking about my daughter.


Take this as a promise. IT'S THE LAST ONE.

You want to feel like a big boy? I'll tell you when and where and we'll handle our business.

Let me get this straight ... you send me a PM to apologize to me, then you make threats that you can't back up to me in this thread?

If you had ANY maturity at all you wouldn't be trying to put yourself in the situation above.

Whatever strange issues you have that led you to this site, despite being old and with a kid already ... that's your problem. Don't take that sh1t out on me man. All I did was post a benign comment in your cigar thread and you've held a grudge ever since then. Dude you're like 40, what are you doing on this site in the first place, trying to start internet beefs.

Good luck with life man, really. Whatever problems you have, worrying about what I type in an internet discussion forum should be the least of your worries.

peace
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by bobbob
Let me get this straight ... you send me a PM to apologize to me, then you make threats that you can't back up to me in this thread?

If you had ANY maturity at all you wouldn't be trying to put yourself in the situation above.

Whatever strange issues you have that led you to this site, despite being old and with a kid already ... that's your problem. Don't take that sh1t out on me man. All I did was post a benign comment in your cigar thread and you've held a grudge ever since then. Dude you're like 40, what are you doing on this site in the first place, trying to start internet beefs.

Good luck with life man, really. Whatever problems you have, worrying about what I type in an internet discussion forum should be the least of your worries.

peace

The bigger man stepped up. 'nuff said.

And you can't read roman numerals?
 

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Originally posted by bobbob
Let me get this straight ... you send me a PM to apologize to me, then you make threats that you can't back up to me in this thread?
This is what I sent. The only thing I apologize for is hoping you die of cancer. Nothing else.

To wit:



Man to man.

This is not why I'm here.


Let's agree to disagree on our views. Stay out of my way and I'll do the same.


I was 15 the last time words moved me to physical confrontation. I'm a tad more mature than that now.

I apologize about the cancer comment. I 'm a big believer in karma and it's not right what I said.
 

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Wow, this is really important to you huh. Ok, you're a big man, kudos to you :rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by bobbob

If you had ANY maturity at all you wouldn't be trying to put yourself in the situation above.
You talk about maturity and you want to have sex with a CHILD?

When you're in prison getting raped, because that's what they do to pedophiles in prioson, I wonder if you'll think it was all worth it.
 

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Tearsa: "Because we have to prove to other people that we're good and that we're capable, we tend to go out and develop our interests. So we're always challenging ourselves to learn something new, to try something different, to get involved in something. And that makes us more interesting, which makes us more complete and content to be alone. Whereas men think they're good enough, as is. They're perfectly fine going home, watching the game, having a beer. They don't feel the need to be out trying new things to make themselves more interesting and attractive."

This is the only comment I think is laughable. Most women I've met don't develop interests as much as guys. They are more content on watching tv and *****ing about stuff.
 

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Originally posted by Alicorn
You talk about maturity and you want to have sex with a CHILD?

When you're in prison getting raped, because that's what they do to pedophiles in prioson, I wonder if you'll think it was all worth it.

Umm, learn how to read. I'm waiting til she turns 18.
 

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Originally posted by bobbob
Umm, learn how to read. I'm waiting til she turns 18.

MotherFvcker

I asked politely to leave my daughter out of here. You telling someone else to learn to read is like Helen Keller telling someone to read the fine print.

And my daughter has class and poise. Shucks, that means you'll end up scraped off of her BRUNOMAGLI boots.

Pedophilic thumbd1ck.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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