went to dinner, suggestions for a funny text

[Jumpman23]

So I went to dinner on Fri night w/ this girl and b/c it was a new restaurant our local city newspaper was taking photos of the restaurant and wanted us in the pictures.. at first neither of us wanted to be in the pictures, but then we were like okay. the photographer took multiple photos w/ many different people on the patio. Typical girl fashion she was worried about her hair, and some bags in her eye, but she looked fine.

But tomorrow, I want to jokingly send her a text and say. " omfg our photo is in the paper...your hair"
I want to play it for a couple hours. Just jokingly mess w/ her. I know she won't be able to look in the paper for awhile.
Any other funny suggestions...

 

[HandyAndy]

Omg our picture is in the paper! you should see your hair!

Something like that would be funny What you said is pretty much the same thing too

 

[DonJuan11]

But tomorrow, I want to jokingly send her a text and say. " omfg our photo is in the paper...your hair"
I want to play it for a couple hours. Just jokingly mess w/ her. I know she won't be able to look in the paper for awhile.
Any other funny suggestions...

First of all you are swearing in a text message = turn off for a girl
Second of all you are insulting her hair = turn off for a girl

So no, don't send a text like that.

 

[HandyAndy]

Read his post, she thought her hair was fukked up in the beginning anyways, hes just teasing her. Go ahead and send the message dude who gives anyway...

 

[Social Calibration]

Send the text, if she gets offended boom you created a spike on her emotions. (which is a good thing), reply by saying, "take a joke goofball, we all have our days" or something.

Doesn't matter too much what you say, just don't supplicate.

 

[Jumpman23]

so i send her a text this morning
"omg our photo is in the paper."

She replies

"Hows my hair."
haven't replied back yet though.

 

[Max Power]

This is pretty funny.