"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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went to bed @ 180 lbs, woke up @ 172??

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What's the deal with this?

Note, I'm just starting my diet and drinking tons of water. Does this have anything to do with it?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It happens. I've never dropped that much weight, but I did come close once dropping 5.5lbs overnight. Depends on how much you drink, how many times you piss, how much you sleep, and how big your morning #2 is lol.
 

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You woke up in the middle of the night and went for a jog...

Just kidding.

Maybe a pound of water lost through evaporation
Then 3 pounds of spagghetti got converted to much less fat
Then you peed out a pound...

Or maybe your scale is just broken. lol

Is this consistent?
 

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Ice Cold said:
You woke up in the middle of the night and went for a jog...

Just kidding.

Maybe a pound of water lost through evaporation
Then 3 pounds of spagghetti got converted to much less fat
Then you peed out a pound...

Or maybe your scale is just broken. lol

Is this consistent?
Who knows what I do in my sleep...:whistle:

I'm not sure of the consistancy as I have just started this diet within the past couple of weeks (pain in the a$$ by the way). I'll check my weight for the next few nights and see what happens.

I thought it could be a scale malfunction but it's new and has been accurate every other time. Don't see how it could screw up one time.
 

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As you breathe and sweat through the night you lose a lot of water weight.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You check the sheets?
 

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Did you have a long bad dream?

You might have been sweating for the whole dream, then at the climax pissed and sh1t all over yourself.
 

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I don't get this, I weigh myself every morning naked yet I lost 6lb between yesterday and this morning :S
 

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Maybe he just had several VERY NICE dreams in a row...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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kRisk said:
Maybe he just had several VERY NICE dreams in a row...
Are you suggesting I lost EIGHT POUNDS of jizz in a single night??? :crackup: If I could throw an orgasm like that, I 'd never wake up!
 

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Actually you were always probably in that 172-74 zone but you weighted yourself in the wrong time. You are always the heaviest in the evening because it has to do with the amount of food you ate through out the day. Therefore some nights you probably got up to 177lbs range and that particular night you ate alot and got up to 180 (some food actually help to speed up metabolism as well, in it comes out it goes.)

Solution? always weigh yourself in the morning, that is your true weight.
 
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