"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Welcome on the Planet of Love!

Every day on our planet Spaceship arrives from 2500 being single girls on a side.
Every day we have the hundreds of thousands of new acquaintances.
Every month we celebrate 3600 weddings.


That reason by our guest, get through this "Magic door "
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Strip_Lady
Welcome on the Planet of Love!

Every day on our planet Spaceship arrives from 2500 being single girls on a side.
Every day we have the hundreds of thousands of new acquaintances.
Every month we celebrate 3600 weddings.


That reason by our guest, get through this "Magic door "
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Dear «Don of Æuany», estimate, please, my modest site.
And express the opinion?

P.S. All addresses are tested on honesty decency.
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If I click, will you also transfer 10 million dollars into my unnumbered Nigerian bank account? :crackup:
 
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I am a Ninja Caaaaaaaaaa Caaaaaaaaa if you post anything like this again you will get a ninja star in the forhead caaaaaaaaaaaa caaaaaaaaaa
 
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them russians look puirty hot tho.;)

Obviously any gurll looking to marry an american guy is looking for money, and would become just another american slut then minute she crossed the border (just a reality check for all of you considering it)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
I Am the evil BLACK NINJA die Russian scum
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what a nerd/wanna-be
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's cheaper to fly to Russia, parade around in Moscow or St Petersberg as a wealthy westerner and get swarmed by the good looking Russian chicks, get plenty of pvssy, then catch a flight home.

Damn!
I've just invented the holiday of my dreams!
Vokda+hot chicks I can easily score with.
Who's with me?
 
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hahahaha!!!!!

:crackup: @ this thread!
 
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